Blousie, Blousie, Blousie...
The words 'quorn' and 'ham' do not go together. In fact, the only words that should go with 'quorn' are the words 'is shit and tasteless, and why don't go and have some real meat, you tree-hugging poof'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not until all the beasts of the land are treated with care and consideration until such time as they are gently put to sleep.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hippy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

My thoughts exactly
I might being a live pig and slaughter it in her living room.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

fatty hi fives

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Freudiansliplols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Haha!
Squeal like a pig bubba.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I will trust you to gently put Al to sleep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

humanely suffocating him with your BOOBS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

It's no more than I deserve

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Roberta Flack's X-Rated followup single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

One time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

then the rubber sheets can prevent staining

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)