I'm eating lunch on a train
Mexican 3-bean wrap from M&S. Nomalicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ugh, I'd rather eat deep-fried baboon anuses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I am going to insist on travelling first class whenever I am forced to use an inter-city train in future.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I have a small child kicking my seat and wailing
But only from time to time. Hence EVEN MORE ANNOYING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Turn around and threaten to rip his shitty little head off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Turn around, imagine you have just had an alcoholic drink
and then punch them really hard in the face.

You know, if you were in first class, they actually have someone that comes round and does that for you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I've not got drunk or punched anyone in ages.
Last act of violence was slapping Crow with a piece of bread, I think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

You MONSTER
he'll be in traction for months
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

They are lovely.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

My favourite.
I'm still a bit funny about meat sandwiches.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Unless it's cock meat in between two baps.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Salt beef on rye from Ye Bricke Layne.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You'll toot all the way there
try not to fall asleep and miss your stop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Not with this child I won't -fumes-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Say something, stop being so British!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I will: fuck off Nakers you dribbling halfwit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)