I tell you what Monty
There is something about a Munchy Box which has seriously inflamed my ardour. I fear I may not rest properly until I have tried one. That and a "Parmo"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone cooked Parmo's on "come dine with me" the other day
She thought she was being ironic, she was just being a pleb.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Yeah, there really is no way you can make food like that
suitable for anything other than the period after you've had a massivel skinful.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Me too.
I reckon we should go into business selling them in London - no-one else is.

And we could do De Luxe ones with better quality contents. Bella could model for the promotional literature.

I seriously think we should go on Dragons' Den with this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

"Morning dragons, I'm Monty, this is Al and rolling around on the floor is Bella, she deals with PR and marketing"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

"Now this, right here, is our invention. It's called the Munchy Box"

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"I'm so sorry, that's clearly just our PR and marketing managers vagina, this, over here, this thing right here, THAT is our product, the Munch Box"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

'Can we start again please?'
'Bella for fuck's sake put that away'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

That pissed on your chips....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Good shot!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

"What the ... How the hell did AA get into the studio? Monty did you bring him along?
You what? He was inside her vagina the whole time? Well no, it isn't very sanitary. No, you probably shouldn't try our samples."
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

'I can assure you I had no idea there was a tranny reeking of off mackerel anywhere'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

"...Sorry Deborah, except you!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

"No I don't know why he's asleep either Theo, but I have it good authority that he will be up and about in about 4 months"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Surely Monty would already have chased the 'Dirty Little Forrin' out of the front door?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

PARMO PARMO PARMO
You southerners might not have to live in poverty, but outdoor toilets and an early death is a price I gladly pay for a parmo whenever I want.
(TheColonel, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)