I have no words today.
I'm hungover to fuck, and my back is absolutely killing me, I think I must have fallen over last night.

Please, someone pray to the God of Hangovers to FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'Dear God of hangovers,
please don't leave AA alone, but instead send shards of brilliant white sunlight to jab at his eyelids like the spears which tormented our Lord Jesus Christ. Make his mouth feel like a cancerous camel has shat in it. May his wee be the colour of broon ale and may a MASSIVE PROBLEM AT WORK come to torment his morning and frustrate any hopes he may have harboured of sneaky 5-minute kip in the disabled bogs.

All this, in your name we pray'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)

You're such a cunt.
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Nice
Very Evangelic.

There are shards of sunlight tormenting my booze soaked carcass as we speak. I have acquired that full body hangover sheen of sweat, and I'm concerned about my ability to see the day out.

I fear the worst.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Not me old boy. Fresh as a fuckin' daisy.

A very old, haggard daisy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I have a slight hangover.
Did a bit of training last night for the weekend.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I shall be doing a 3 mile run tonight so I am match fit for all the fairgrounding tomorrow.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I had a couple of bottled ales
but mostly failed to go to bed until gone midnight, ensuring under 7 hours sleep for the 5th night in a row and ensuring I will be an utter cunt to everyone today. I almost made my stupidest co-worker cry yesterday, good job she's not in today or I might end up in a disciplinary.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I had 2 Badger ales last night
I think I've found my new favourite brewery...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I do like a whole bunch of theirs
but I won't be tied down, man.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Fursty Ferret is just beautiful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)