Bank Holiday weekend is imminent!!
I'm not lo1b@$hing, this makes me a little sad as I won't get to meet the obviously wonderful and glamorous Blousie; however it also means I don't have to go to the doctors for any shots before travling into the heart of darkness up North
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But it's a small price to pay for meeting me : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I may be at the Summer London bash briefly, so if you come down
we can hug it out then
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Morning mate
Quick Q - it wasn't you who sent me an FB friend request with an hilarious name and profile, was it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Morning bumder
No, I don't do lolwaki FB I save that for here.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Didn't think it was likely
especially given our previous convo about FB, but I couldn't think of another B3tan who might send me a friend request
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I don't think I've made a new friend on FB for a year or so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I seem to be collecting b3tans at the moment.
Seriously, they're fucking everywhere!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

And what does that tell you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I'm a miserable git
i know this already
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I was going for
"nobody likes you"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

This is also true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Now we've got that out of the way, let's talk cricket
If there'll even be any today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I was considering sending you a friend request
but I was worried that when I clicked on your profile that you might actually be me - minus the dancing and buggery obviously.

Morning DF!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That's Noel
He has a crocodile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

But I'm already friends with Noel!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Yes, but you're not friends with the crocodile!
All the cool kids are. Except me. I don't do crocodiles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You go for the Oldigators

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

That's harsh, cow.
Picking on an OAP.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

This is poor Sporty, must try harder D-

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It was a bit shit, yes
Sorry all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You have a high average so this shouldn't affect your end of year mark
*ruffles hair*
*buggers*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Get with the times man!
Kyle is cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)