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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't think you've got the time to read it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I get annoyed that when trying to buy a bottle of water at Smiths to take on a train or plane
they scan a copy of the Telegraph so your water costs less.

I fucking hate the Telegraph, I'd rather pay 70p more for my water.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Does it come with a free bottle of water or something?
Crappest free gift ever. Typical Tories.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Yes
It's £1 for the paper but your water is then "free"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)
You know what pisses me off?
Not being able to cross the road. I don't care how fancy your new-fangled horseless carriage is, if I want to cross the road it's my right of way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Sail before steam is the rule, I think.
But not if there's a pedestrian crossing a hundred yards away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Granted
But there are none on my road, and I thoroughly resent having to wait to get home and crack one out any longer than absolutely necessary.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)
A noble concern.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)
it's funny because it's true

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
*ring ring*
"Hello, kettle? This is B3th. I'm a massive racist."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Screw you, Bitch!
SYW.... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I hope you cross the road right in front of one of those fancy "horseless carriages"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Seriously, how do they work?
There aren't even any hills in Norfolk for them to be pushed down!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Voodoo and the tears of Nottingham Forest fans.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)
fan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Ludicrous statement
There are two Forest fans that I know of on B3ta alone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)
No, no there are a few.
My ex brother in law supports them as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I'm glad you got out of that family
before you were sacrificed to Brian Clough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
You make that sound like an unworthy way to die
Being drowned in whisky isn't the worst way to go, anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I'm not a religious man
The tears thing is entirely believable though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

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