You know what pisses me off?
Not being able to cross the road. I don't care how fancy your new-fangled horseless carriage is, if I want to cross the road it's my right of way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sail before steam is the rule, I think.
But not if there's a pedestrian crossing a hundred yards away.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Granted
But there are none on my road, and I thoroughly resent having to wait to get home and crack one out any longer than absolutely necessary.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

A noble concern.

( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

it's funny because it's true

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

*ring ring*
"Hello, kettle? This is B3th. I'm a massive racist."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Screw you, Bitch!
SYW.... oh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I hope you cross the road right in front of one of those fancy "horseless carriages"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Seriously, how do they work?
There aren't even any hills in Norfolk for them to be pushed down!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Voodoo and the tears of Nottingham Forest fans.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

fan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Ludicrous statement
There are two Forest fans that I know of on B3ta alone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

No, no there are a few.
My ex brother in law supports them as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'm glad you got out of that family
before you were sacrificed to Brian Clough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You make that sound like an unworthy way to die
Being drowned in whisky isn't the worst way to go, anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm not a religious man
The tears thing is entirely believable though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)