I believe that the whole of mankind with the emphasis on 'man' is out to punish me by leaving me alone and frustrated.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh man, rest assured Blousie, if I wasn't a married man
I'd unfrustrate you so damned fast your knees would be quivering. But I'm afraid I am.

Last night I was looking through some old photos around about the time I first me Mrs al, and there was one taken literally about 3 minutes after we first said hello to each other, and another taken in a bar a couple of days later about five minutes before we first kissed.

It made me do a big smile.




I realise this isn't helping at all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

that's quite sweet
you bender
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Yeah you GAYLORD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Of course I properly put my foot in it by mocking her dead mother just after we kissed.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

and feeding her cat 87p in coppers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Fanku Al : )

Your missis is very lucky and when I get drunk enough I'll tell her.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I bet you saw the 5 minutes after you first meet one and though "Daaayum Player got skillzzz" and then licked your finger and did a sizzlign sound when touching your chest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)