I'm looking forward to meeing Labia Majora on the 29th of June
I'm not telling you what we're going to do. Can't deal with hooting on only one cup of coffee.

Am also anticipating the father-in-law's wedding on the 18th eagerly, if only because then all the fucking palaver over the preparation will be over. 9 hours trying to choose a song for the first dance yesterday. NINE DAMN HOURS.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was my suggestion any use?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Oh yes, immensely
They saw the funny side right away! Oh, how we laughed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Good to know my humour is appreciated throughout the land!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I found it quite amusing mate
I didn't actually tell anyone else. My amazing capabilities in the field of foresight alerted me to the possibility of lead balloonage.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

What did they finally settle on?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

They haven't yet
I would tear out my hair in desperation, if only there were any left to tear.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

You fucking what?
9 hours and they still haven't chosen? I'd have put the iPod on Shuffle long before then.

What sort of stuff are they thinking of? Have they narrowed it down at all?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yes, we've established a shortlist
In the respect that if you take every song ever recorded in history and remove what they've ruled out, the remainder is a very short list.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

that's nothing
We didn't even HAVE a first dance, because we couldn't agree on what to use.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That was your hubby's fault I'm guessing
Won't happen in this case, much as I wish it would. Not with a dance teacher in the family.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

He wanted some slow dance, which for him would involve shuffling slowly from side to side, with his hands on my arse.
I was NOT having that as a wedding dance. I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife' by Jimmy Soul. He refused, as it was a fast dance and he would never have survived to the end of the song.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I can see how surviving the wedding would have been fairly high on his list of priorities
Your choice of song sounds like a warning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Just wanted to reassure him he had a happy marriage ahead of him, innit?
You'd think he'd appreciate that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

But you are a pretty woman
and therefore the song is telling him "you're fucked mate"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

at least 70% of the decision to have a ceileigh(sp?) at mine
was to avoid that shit. You made a wise choice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

ceilidh
though the hotel offered us a Kaylee service. That took a bit of working out, to be honest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

perhaps it was a reference to kaylee
from firefly. She'd fix up your spaceship good as new
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Is she the little one that went to Stargate Atlantis?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

don't know
I did watch stargate atlantis but I don't remember her in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

CEILIDH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Is it too late to say I'm sorry?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

that's a different song, silly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Oh I see - you meant 'Kayleigh' then.
*May have once (regretfully) shared a flat with a Marillion nerd*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)