My parents went away for about 10 days and I had a 3 day long house party, some people turned up in a limo at one point.
It took 4 days to clean up, someone did a poo on my parent's bed, but they only found out about a year later when it was no big deal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That was me. Sorry about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

4 of my friends who all went to the same school, they called up the next day saying they can't be in because they have food poisoning, "Yeah', dodgy prawns, really sorry"
Then in assembly the following week the head-of-year gave a talk about how food possening takes 24 hours to kick in while they were made to stand up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Same school as eachother, not me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That's not true re food poisoning though, from experience.
I had it terribly once and it kicked in about 7 or 8 hours later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

teacher in "talking shit" shocker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

It's normally within about 2 hours, if it's more than 24 hours it's unlikely to be food poisoning.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking good bluffing from that teacher then eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

They slept on a steaming turd for a year!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

When you say "someone"
do you really mean you? I mean, if you've had a three day binge, and the house is fucked up and you know it's going to be a bitch to clean, you're not losing anything by doing one extra thing wrong, and seriously, how often do you get the chance to shit on your parents bed.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I think I know who did it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aplm-LSKaIk&feature=related
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

11/10 your best work possibly ever.
And you've been great lately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Some of the regional variations on this advert are quite amusing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)