You have caught me out for the liar I am.
I am now sorry for this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You look quite sorry.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

He certainly does.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Haha, that's not fair saying that Lusty deserves so much better, no matter how true it is... and yeah', I guess you're right, I _am_ better, never really thought of it like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

You're right Gonz
it's not on to point out that Lusty deserves more than a washed up old man with a serious drug problem. It's wrong to compare that wreck to a younger model with a promising career in web design AND a zone 1-4 travelcard.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

AND a new set of outfits from a shopping spree in town yesterday.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Stop that Clendrix, it's not fair to suggest the Lusty ought to be accompanied by a man
who has new trousers, socks and pants, rather than a fellow who would happily wear a T-shirt older than the lady on his arm.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I love this because yesterday's t-shirt was indeed older than she is.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

But certainly not hotter
Not even if you were to throw it into the sun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I tried to set it alight
but it was too soggy.
( thealternativefact, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Ew

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

And shirts ! Lots of wonderful shirts !
I tried on a shirt, a 'xl', it was too small, so I put all the shirts back and got 'XXL', and they were MAHOOSIVE, so I tried on an 'XL' again, and it was too big still, so I went for a 'L'.... all in all, to make a dull story short, I went into the changing room 6 times, each time trying on around 5 shirts. IT WAS SO CONFUSING, HOW CAN I BE AN XXL IN ONE AND AN L IN ANOTHER?

In the end though, I got them _all_ to fit, and most of them are an 'L'.

I <3 BHS
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

You farted in BHS?
You rotter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Gonz is a model?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

In comparison to you, yes.
Let's face it Monty, he's the George Clooney to your Joey Merrick.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Is Joey Merrick a clone of Jon Merrick and Joey Deacon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

If you like.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

a quick internet search reveals that the elephant man was also called Joseph.
I thought the same as I you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Joey, Jon or Joseph - it matters not.
He still provided hours of play-ground insults.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Well I never. He was always called John Merrick when I was a lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I blame the Americans

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Maybe he had a super injunction to protect his real identity

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)