I've just eaten my lunchtime sandwiches because I forgot to have any breakfast before I left the house.
Last night I aggravated my running injury so I'm going to have to ride my gay bike for a week or so instead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have a twisted knee caused by wakeboarding, it won't bloody heal!
What have you done?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Shin splints. I was fine while running
but once I got home and sat down I couldn't walk on my left leg. Spent the next hour stretching my calves, iceing my shin and walking around on my tip toes and heels.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Wakeboarding?
Isn't that surfing for poofs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Surfing with stabilisers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

No, it's water-skiing for legends

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Wanking for coins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Legends who can't do it because they've fucked their knees?
I can't mock. My knees are both wrecked, purely by the exciting activity of getting old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

using a kayak or similar to catch waves is surfing for poofs.
everytime I see one of them in the sea (we call them goatboaters) I get the urge to go up to them and ask how it feels for everyone at a beach to think they are a wanker.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

They would simply reply 'I don't know, you tell me, 'Vipros'...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I nearly got a free Brompton on the tube this morning.
Then I remembered how bent they were and handed it in at Woodside Park.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)

WTF is a Brompton?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Folding bike

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Ahh
People who ride them should be shot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

That makes YOU a fucking wanker
They're worth several hundred quid.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I know but I'd look like a tosser on it. Plus I had a rare moment of sympathy for my fellow man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)