Sleep.
Dark room and lying down. Oh, and water. Maybe that's a placebo though.

Alt: Not a home remedy, but kaolin and morphine is the vilest thing I've ever had.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

mr b3th was once a huge slug of that
from a rather old bottle, which had separated. All the kaolin had sunk to the bottom, so he basically got a monster hit of morphine. I can only conclude this would be a good thing. Morphine is fucking wonderful stuff.

I remember being given kaol and morph at school, and you are right - it *is* fucking vile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

an old friend had a story about his missus doing that
she had diarrhea on her first day at a new job so she took a swig of the K&M. Spent the whole day giggling and shitting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I was given it because I felt sick
I chundered everywhar.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Did you get stabbed?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Noooo.....
should I have been?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Well, you were given Kaol...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Oh, that was our matron's answer to everything.
Mind you, she was a terrible alky, so it might just have been her answer to everything anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Sorry, should explain
Kaol is an ex b3tan, who was renowned for being rather stabby.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Ah. Right then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

He was like a nutta, beatin up mad skillz drug dealerz, and skankin randomz on the streets
The way he went on about knives all the time was a bit weird and childish
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Coming from you, Rory
I'd take that as a massive insult.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah, I'm not sure if he followed the seven point plan of recovery from his lolalcoholism, I do hope so

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Hence /offtopic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

There's /offtopic, and then there's being massively shit; granted a thin line on many an occasion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I do wonder why you actually come on here.
You're like Monty, but without the amusing stories.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It's nice to see you follow me around Al, I feel all special now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

It's nice to see you're taking it personally.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I always imagined you with a moustache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I do.
It's just attached to my beard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

That's crazy talk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Yes Al, I do note comments made specifically about me as personal, I'm pretty sure that's how these things work, are you stupid or something?
Gosh perhaps you're building up to shaking teh ALARM OF INDIGNATION!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

No, I think you've beaten me to it there.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

You're the one whining Al

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You spelled 'winning' wrong.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Hmmmmm, with due regard to the correct procedures of the playground court
1) you started it
and 2) baggsie no comebacks
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

*fight, fight fight, fight*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)