No, I like cats too much for that, even if they smell funny.
No.
No.
No, but someone really did that? Can they pay mine?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you have to find the right nutter
and then send them a picture of your bumhole
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

with a cat in it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm not sure I can even get a picture of my bumhole.
I'd need help, I think.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

BGB!
You're needed over here.

Acting upon a meme with impressive speed there mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

*fetches box brownie*

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

So many puns, so little time...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

there is always time for puns
off you go...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I can't think of any now!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I think this guy checks out, guys
although Roota's the one to really investigate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'll bet he is a larper

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

if he is I'll have to challenge him to a dual
there isn't space for THREE larpers round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

a dual what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

shut up
I am too old to type properly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

No, definitely not a larper.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

seems ok to me
but I've been convinced that someone wasn't Bert before and I was wrong.

He's posted a couple of alright qotw stories this week. Well, one feel good story and a terrible pun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Roota's being in Hollyoaks today
We can ask her to check later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

She's in Chester, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Do the cast travel back to the 1950s?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I think the rapid fire answering
is symptomatic of a new username for an old user.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

No, just a fast internet connection.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It's not that I don't trust you not to be a sock puppet account
actually, that's not true, you are acting in a way that is just like a sockpuppet account.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Think as you will, but this is the only account I have.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

The others being banned of course

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

No...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

What is a weightedcompanioncube?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Thing from Portal

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh, ummm I sure that's erm a good thing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Great game
even you'd like it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Steady on, that's going a bit far isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

The only console I've ever had is the Atari 2600, which I still have factfans
Would that play portal on it?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Oh right, well in that case I clearly stand corrected.
If only everything in the world were that easy to prove.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

there must be a way we can know for sure
alternatively, we could play along and watch him break down and reveal himself as bert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You know, if this is how we treat everybody who joins us
it's a wonder we don't have a worse reputation.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

it's astonishing that anyone ever sticks around frankly
and I'm surprised that we don't have more flounces. Although I'm equally surprised that rswipe flounced.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I was surprised at what a massive racist she turned out to be without any of us realising.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You can't help yourself sometimnes can you
RIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBS COUNTDOWN! Everyone is coming
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I don't know what you mean by that first statement.
When you say everyone, do you mean Labs, only I'm trying to keep myself as positive as possible and I just feel that he takes me in the opposite direction.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

No he's not coming
It would take him a month to get all the BBQ sauce out from all his chin folds
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

One one hand I'm pleased that this is the case
but on the other I'm imagining his little face when he realises we're all having ribs without him. And it's making me smile.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

There will be a negative space at the table
fo' sho'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You know I'd love to blame you for the flounce Al
I really would. But she was obviously primed to flounce and waiting for an excuse, what prompted it was tame by your standards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

She'd been taking a fair bit of shit recently.
Not long before, there was that whole argument over how she'd acted towards Bella, before that there was her attitude to money etc.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Bella didn't help herself though
I had to have a word with her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

"have a word" eh?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

word roll
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

the word was "roll"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Everyone takes a fair bit of shit
Apart from me. Because I'm loved by all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I know, I'm not saying it was entirely justified.
She doesn't handle it as well as she makes out, that's all.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

you can fucking dish it out though ;-)
and yet you are loved by all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

VETO!

( Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

you reckon she was primed to flounce?
I'd like you to justify that statement.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I have nowt to back it up save supposition
Basically, a) as Kroney said, she'd taken a lot of shit, Al and I had a proper go at her about Bella, and b) I can't believe the whole "racist" thing was sufficient to cause a flounce. Unless she'd been considering it anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

was what she said actually racist?
I don't recall, despite having been there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Not really.
It's just that she mentioned that the client in question happened to be Asian.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

if I remember correctly
it felt to me like the original statement wasn't racist but she didn't do a good job of explaining herself in the aftermath.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

She said something like I hate the asians with their weird names.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

she wasn't your biggest fan either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

It's because he's half pakistani.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

This place was much better once I put her on ignore.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

she was easily baited though
and had a good line in "I was pretending to be like that, haha you fell into the trap"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

All that did make for some cracking internet.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I thought so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Yes, but only mildly
and like I said before I don't actually think she's a racist, but what she wrote did come across that way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Most people don't start their own new thread as their first entry.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

So?
there's nothing wrong with starting a new thread. At least he asked a question.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

CHEV

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

CHELIOS

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

RON

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

That's what all the sockpuppets say.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

he's a noobert

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)