Hello, suspiciously adept new person.
Please read the FAQ.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:46, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And this one
http://b3ta.com/features/faq/
( Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I ain't clicking that cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Fuck you, you fucking fuckface!

( Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Suck my balls and eat a fungal thrush sandwich, you fickle Mr Hyde to my Dr Jekyll.
Not twenty-four hours ago were you declaring your love for me. Besides, I'm in bed and listening to The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, and I'm willing to bet you're still at work. Ha ha!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Besides, I was calling the link a cunt, not you cunt cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Yeh well I was calling you a fackface not the link fuckface, fuckface
Or something like that
( Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

were you aware that there is a Dirk Gently tv programme starring that guy from Green Wing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Yeh I was horny then! Now I've had my wicked way you can fuck right off again!
Yeh I'm still at work but here I am watching Caprica and surfing the web. At home I would have to change nappies and listen to my wife moan. Oh and there's a bar here and the Ale is £1.50 a pint
( Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I clicked it because I like the song

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Are we in the FAQ's?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Thanks Noel.
You've just set off my epilepsy that I didn't even know I had before clicking that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Are we allowed to ask how the spawn is handling being disowned?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

He's gone for a walk with his mum and grandparents.
The dishes remain unwashed from the weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Thanks for that. I'm blind now.
And apparently, I love horses now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I like this FAQ
I was expecting to love a horse though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)