mmmm mushrooms
I need to get my ass in gear and make a lasagne soon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I discovered yesterday that a tin of tuna and cheap unknown flavour chinese noodles mixed together
tastes fucking good. Who knew?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

...cat food manufacturers?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Maybe
KiteKat FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Lasagne is 'FUCK YEAH' awesome
I just wish I could make the fucking white sauce myself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Melt a big fat knob of butter in a saucepan
Stir in two heaped tablespoons of cornflour until you get a roux ( a mix of fat and flour).

Pour in a pint of milk and heat slowly whilst stirring to prevent it getting lumpy.

Make sure you dissolve all the roux by using a sauce whisk if necessary.

Piece of piss.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Al come make white sauce for me
...wait that sounds wrong

:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It does sound very wrong
I'm going to remind you of this when we're having ribs with my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

This also sounds wrong
and yet... so right
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I think that's where I've been going wrong.
I always fail to add a piece of frozen piss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It's ridiculous, I simply cannot stop it from going lumpy.
For I am a spacker.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Lower heat, more stirring
invest in a sauce whisk like this: www.goodcookshop.com/froogle.do?id=979
Keep trying, it's really not hard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Aye, that's why I get so frustrated about it
Cheers fella, shall bear that in mind!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Also get a thick-bottomed saucepan to spread the heat out better
Even heat = no hotspots = fewer lumps to start with.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)