OK, I've done all my work now, the last 3 months worth of work is done. The constantly growing and shrinking buglists are down to '0'. All gone.
All that's left is to apply content and double check to make sure everything is working in all the languages (plus getting translations for the elements used.... russian, french, german and english).

I'm pretty sure it is all fine and ready to GO GO GO GO, and the work is totally raddly awesome to the extreme max - and it'll give me great pleasure to introduce the work to you when we're all HG.PUSH:LIVE and all that.

I got a salt beef bagal for lunch, fresh from the salt beef bagel joint in Cockfosters. OH HAPPY DAYS.

Also: www.cybercandy.co.uk/aaasmt/index.php/url_pmet3/xlc_1010/xdbc_cookie%20dough%20bites/dbtc_1/pic_1/add_custsearch/stc_0/scope_short#1010
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:14, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stop talking about food you fat fucks.
/ac
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Still sticking to your diet?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm suprised he needs to diet
Raping all those women must burn a shit load of calories.
( Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Yeah, apart from the posho wedding on monday.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

If it's posho it wouldn't be on a Monday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Good point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

This is where the reception was
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(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

is that you in the dress? nice arse.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

He has a shapely calf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I'm quite the looker.
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(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

You should have complimented the Brides father about the savings made by having it on a Monday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

No way man, he was an admiral or something, he'd... run a ship into me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

He'd be muttering to his wife for the rest of the day "keep that four eyed bastard away from me or by Christ I'll do time for him"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

bet you'd like to rub your face up it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Is that Syon Park?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Yep that's the one.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Working well?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

seems to be my trousers are falling down a bit today.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Good man, how much longer you on it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

3 weeks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Well, I hope it has the impact you're aiming for!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

What is chompy's chat up line?
/jeopardy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Are you "don"
as he doesn't rate them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Probably the Samba

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

perhaps, although Cahill is my first choice.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You want to sign a decent physio mate
If Vermaelen and RVP had been fit all season you could have won the league
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Also, if we had midfielders that kicked the ball at the goal occasionally instead of trying to play beautiful passing football
and a set of defenders who knew how to defend. And a keeper who could catch the ball.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I refer you to my previous point about Vermaelen
He is a magnificent defender and would improve your back line by 3000% if fit. You're right about the goalkeeper situation though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm sure you're probably right
I don't actually know who you're talking about, I only have an interest in football while actually watching it. I don't actually know the names of many players.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I don't know whether to chastise you for your cursory interest
or applaud your honesty. Thomas Vermaelen, Belgian central defender, plays for Arsenal, brilliant. There you go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'll remember him
There's now him, RVP, Wilshere, Fabregas and Professor Yaffle that I know of in the Arsenal team. And yes I know Professor Yaffle isn't actually in the team, but as manager he's an important person to know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Are you about to ask for some monies to get your business off the ground and return many monies back to me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I had home made hummous with pitta breads today
NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Sharing is caring...

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I have another little tub in the fridge for everyone
I made it with harissa and sesame oil, rather than tahini though, and no garlic. It was excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

mmm I'm going to make soup at some point. Maybe carrot and corriander

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I want to make some more butternut squash soup
but its too warm for soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Never too warm for soup!
We should totally trade soup recipes. Although I don't have any. SO what I'm really saying is give me all your soup recipes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Have a free one I made up
Roast a halved butternut squash for 30-40 mins until it is cooked and browning slightly. Chop some chilli and ginger up finely and fry until cooked. Throw in the scooped out butternut squash bits and top up with chicken stock. Boil for 5 mins and add lime juice and corriander leaves.

You can have the lovely mushroom one I did ages ago too:
Cook down a load of different types of mushroom with garlic and shallots. Add half a bottle of red wine and reduce down. Add some beef stock and cook for 10-15mins. Take out half and blitz, then mix all back together again.

Serve in deep bowls with a massive spoonful of soft polenta in the middle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

mmmm mushrooms
I need to get my ass in gear and make a lasagne soon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I discovered yesterday that a tin of tuna and cheap unknown flavour chinese noodles mixed together
tastes fucking good. Who knew?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

...cat food manufacturers?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Maybe
KiteKat FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Lasagne is 'FUCK YEAH' awesome
I just wish I could make the fucking white sauce myself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Melt a big fat knob of butter in a saucepan
Stir in two heaped tablespoons of cornflour until you get a roux ( a mix of fat and flour).

Pour in a pint of milk and heat slowly whilst stirring to prevent it getting lumpy.

Make sure you dissolve all the roux by using a sauce whisk if necessary.

Piece of piss.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Al come make white sauce for me
...wait that sounds wrong

:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It does sound very wrong
I'm going to remind you of this when we're having ribs with my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

This also sounds wrong
and yet... so right
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I think that's where I've been going wrong.
I always fail to add a piece of frozen piss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It's ridiculous, I simply cannot stop it from going lumpy.
For I am a spacker.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Lower heat, more stirring
invest in a sauce whisk like this: www.goodcookshop.com/froogle.do?id=979
Keep trying, it's really not hard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Aye, that's why I get so frustrated about it
Cheers fella, shall bear that in mind!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Also get a thick-bottomed saucepan to spread the heat out better
Even heat = no hotspots = fewer lumps to start with.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

those both look amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

They are lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

CURSE YOU CARROTS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Any reason?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

They break wooks :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

They go in the mouth, and not the anus
Hope this helps

KTHXBI!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I have gone all allergic. It's fucking terrible.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

carrots give me hiccups

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

we have those, never had them though as I only buy a drink when I go to the movies
SURPRISING EH

my back hurts :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

What have you done to it krizza my nizza?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's the AIDS

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Did a gay man have unprotected sex with your spine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

probably raped it with his glittery sperm and everything :((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

you delight in my pain :((

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I had my curry from last night for lunch
Fucking lush.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I don't know if you really get how "work" works
It's never done. Although if you're getting lunch from Cockfosters it kind of implies you haven't actually been to work today.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

It's a marathon, not a race. I never say the individual components that make up each section of a day as that would be dull... but it all comes together for the whole project.
Had a doc appointment this morning at 10 so while I was waiting for my 'script to get filled, I nipped into the delicatesent.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Ok I don't know what you're talking about anymore
So I am going to go back to updating 400 products individually
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

You should totally have a program to do that for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

You'd have thought so
But no. And after I update the website someone else has to go into our till system and update all the products there as well. Individually.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Get gonz to write something and then both of you sell it to the company

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

When will the boxes end!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I don't work at the box factory any more
try and keep up dear
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

huh?
What I mean is, there are 100s of little things, some of them is moving a box a few pixels to one side or another, other ones are making sure veriable exist when they're being called so they don't error-out causing the pageload to fuck up (which amounts to changing "if ($var) {..." to "if (isset($var)) {....". I don't mention the 100 or soo items that are like that every day... just the key changes like "We can now do shit with facebook" and "The video player now works on iPad".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah... don't understand, don't care
Have a pug puppie picture
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Message for Badger
I alerted Gonz to the Cybercandy website.
I'm sorry for the sweet wrappers that will now be scattered around your lounge.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*sighs*
I suppose this will motivate me to empty all the overflowing bins int he house later at least
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I will press my boobs against yours to make up for it.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

WOOHOO!
I sent you a text. And you didn;t reply. I'm guessing the answer is no anyway but thought I'd ask. Aslo I'm afraid it seems Charlie is coming with us to the cinema for the Senan film. Sorry

I will press my boobs against yours to make up for it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Sorry darling - I have responded.
Charlie? That fluffy-haired fool? I don't mind as long as I don't have to sit behind/next to/near him.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

ahahahah
We'll make him sit at the front and we can be naughty in the back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Hurrah!
*naughties*
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Are they full of old boxes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I should be working
but I just had the nicest nap ever and I'm still feeling a bit lazy.

As for food all I have is Kx energy drink, a packet of McCoys and a cupboard full of soup
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Don't open the door then.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

It's leaking out through the hinges :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Better start licking the floor then.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Hmmm...I have the feeling you would not be the dom in that relationship, bff.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Wait, what? 1) are you suggesting i'm a big wet walkover?
and 2) are you suggesting me and Amberl are in a relationship? I know we've been agreeing about a lot of things recently, but that's a jump too far surely.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

1) Yes, if you were in a relationship with Amberl
2) If...
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Oh man, I'm totally gonna have to work on being a more manly man.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I think 'silence slave!'
is probably a reasonable answer to this
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

That's my girl

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

McCoys RULE!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

That's because they are MAN crisps and men are better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I have flame grilled steak flavour
and half a pot of caramelized onion houmous in the fridge now that I look in the back. So technically steak and onions!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Second best flavour.
First being Cheese and Onion, third being Salt and Vinegar. Last being plane.

I tried Bacon Sizzler McCoys at the station in Birmingham. They don't deserver to be called McCoys.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I didn't even realise you could fly crisps!
The salt & vinegar ones used to be so much better than they are now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Oh man, humurous spelling error lols

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Also, cheese and onion are the best?!
Are you insane? They are the single crappest flavour of crisps.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Cheese and Onion McCoys are the best flavour of McCoys.
FACT.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Got to be Steak.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

GOT TO BE STEAK
What the fuck is with Cheese and Onion, worst flavour of any crsip!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You're so wrong.
I hope your unborn child contracts AIDS from swallowing your semen after you've wanked over your wifes vagina while she's sleeping.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You're mostly right
if you swap Steak and Cheese and Onion's places.

The disappointment on buying the meaty McCoy pack is getting two passable flavours, and then two bags of the disgusting Bacon ones
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Steak and Cheese and Onion would be excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

People can spout crap about how bad energy drinks are for you but yesterday one got me to the gym.
Yay for energy drinks.

As long as only drunk now and again.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

But I went for a bike ride after work (stupid bloody shin splints)
and I've only ever drunk red bull when accompanied with vodka
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Red bull is vile.
Relentless is where it's at.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

They're very bad for you
I have five in the fridge, three less than yesterday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Well it's not really just 'people', it's mostly 'doctors' and 'dieticians' who 'spout' that 'crap'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

They're people too Rory.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Somewhat more qualified in their approach than the fat cunt waiting for the Number 16 to Sale

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Considering the shit I used to chuck in my body, a sporadic can of energy drink isn't too much to worry about.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

IT@S YOUR BODY MAN

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Well strictly speaking it's anyone's who fancies a go.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

*puts hand up*
*loses watch*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I have the pelvic floor of a 20 year old.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

That must have been painful for them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

The dieticians should fuck off and stop looking at other peoples poo.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I forgot dentists as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Sugar Free drinks?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Irrespective they still have high acidity content

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

They JUST READ SOME BOOKS
What the fuck does that teach you?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Literacy?

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I recommend low fat low carb protein drinks
For the simple reason that they give you loads of energy without the bad shit in energy drinks, they also help you recover faster. Whether or not they build muscle is out to the jury.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

the bad news is they taste horrible

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I had a chocolate one, which I made with skimmed milk instead of water
and it was ok really, needed to get it down quick though or it would settle.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

While it's true that you need Protein to build up muscle
there have been studies which show that once you are over a certain level of protein, consuming more has no effect at all. And that level of protein is less than the amount you would get in a piece of chicken or fish.

So all that Whey Protein that people buy is a massive waste of money.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Also, if you are thirsty drink water
if you have been working out, drink some water with a bit of squash in it, maybe add a bit of salt if you are really working hard.

But you probably get more than enough salt from everyday foods.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I just needed the drink to get me motivated to go to the gym otherwise I would have drove home and slumped.
I only drink water at the gym.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I've found that tequila slammers are a highly motivating and refreshing drink
almost certainly tastier and better for you than energy drinks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Needs MOAR gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Al I have a dilemma
do I play the roulette wheel of chance, and not buy a Soni ticket until the week before in the hope of getting a good deal, or do I just borrow some money from my parents to make up the shortfall, and be a bit in debt?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Borrow the money from your parents
but then forget to pay them back and when they ask you, tell them you paid them back months ago and don't they remember? Gosh, that's odd, we had a whole conversation about it, are they sure they don't remember? May be this is the onset of early stage Alzeihmers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

The problem is
I'm near the end of university and chances are no-one will ever employ me. So I might need borrowed money more then, and if I've leeched off my proto-Alzheimers parents too much, there will be none
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

How much do you need to borrow?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Sell some of your Mum's jewellary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

That's kind of what i thought, however
when I had some, it did give me a decent energy boost and i would be less stiff the next day allowing be back to the gym, GGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

that pleases me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I imagine they taste like those shakes.
I hate them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)