She's being "artistic". She also has some one of a baby in black and white and the pacifier is pink! It's like magic!
It's inspired me to start my own video recording business.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

colour highlighting has been a function of a lot of digital cameras for a long time
if she is using that then she shouldn't be setting herself up as a photographer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

it's better done in Photoshop
but it's still quite frequently shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Really?
I thought it was something she learned to do at the photo processing center at WalMart!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

either way
it's fucking easy, and it screams amateur
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Like the Stone Roses performing at the BBC

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

One of the most pathetic bits of footage of any band ever shot, ever.
In the history of the world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

also
they are shit.

crap music for peasants
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

^ online facts, freely available to all
'Best British album of all time' my fucking shitter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

It screams, "I have as much taste as a Northener who has inexplicably come into some money"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

really, I know this, but no one here realises it
there's a shit ton of people on her facebook page saying things like "oh that's so nice, how much for you to do my kids?!??!!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I'll do them for free

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

ah I see
well, the key to a successful business is being adept at conning loads of money from idiots, so it sounds like she is off to a good start
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'd like to cunt punt her and everyone stupid enough to buy her photos
I am almost willing to bet money that she gets them printed at the pharmacy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

you are awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I don't know why it makes me so angry but it does.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

please do
I sucked at running a photograph business, though, because I spent ages doing stuff properly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

It's inspired me to start my own imbecile killing business

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I got a new digital video recorder for Christmas!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Betamax-tastic!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Oh dear, I do hope you haven't invested?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

nah, my parents bought it for me
but I'm going to start recording things like bunnies eating and deer walking in my back yard, just to show I can do it!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I meant in your friend's business
get a tripod, seriously
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

No. But the sad thing is that I would probably make a profit, people around here are so dim, not only does she believe they're good, backwater redneck retards believe it too.
It's insulting to the people around here that actually have talent and skill.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'm pissed off that my wedding photographer sold herself partly on ther ability to produce amazing albums
when in the end me and the wife ended up doing it all ourselves. Literally using software on her computer that I had never seen before because I was more capable than she was.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That is really really poor, my mates were all awful. She misse the important bits, cut of heads etc
unbelieveable really.

We have ours printed into a book rather than pictures stuck down
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

The album in the end was fucking excellent
and well worth our hard work. But at the time I was fucking furious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Had you already paid?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I can fucking imagine, that's bullshit.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

we'll be going with the printed book idea I think

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Our album is like a Medieval tome
It is fucking massive
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

ours will most likely be elegant and stylish
like everything with which I am involved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

With a croissant covering

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

That would just be fucking stupid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I know
hardly a lasting memento.

what was he thinking eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It would go mouldy within days.
What an idiot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I suppose you could be careful to dry it out and preserve it that way
but why would you want to?

it'd just flake all over the place.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

what a cunt
a mate of ours is doing our photos, and won't accept any money. Not because he's shit, but because he's nice.

He's not a photographer any more though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Ugh that sucks!
I wonder if people actually still develop film old school style.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

helllo!
that would be me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm impressed.
I don't know anything about photography at all, but I think a lot of it is too digital.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

it's all fun
I teach darkroom, still, and I used to print black and white for a living. I've done colour handprinting, too, but it's expensive to do yourself and hardly anywhere has the facilities .
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Shit!
That is terrible. Our wedding album was excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Way to rub it in.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I thought so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

people often see wedding photographers charging lots and think
"well that's easy" and do a shit job when they realise it's harder than they think. Makes me proper cross. Not that I'd ever do weddings, it's a bastard of a job
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

our son in law is a photographer
and does a lot of weddings. He did our wedding photos too, which is why he isn't in any of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

that's the advantage of being a photographer
you don't have to be in the pictures.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

it's like watching the winner of the X-factor makes loads of money
while talented singers and bands are stuck playing shit hole pubs with Blue Haze
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

haha blue haze, le sigh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

They also play festivals, supporting bands such as Simple Minds, consisting of two past members of Simple Minds, and not really Simple Minds at all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Not sure if Noel and I can make it, sorry.
Labs is a maybe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)