Jeff the dog molester is a top geezer.
Those who disagree with this proposition postulate below.

Show your workings.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:23, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You bellend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Haha he's gay for you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

There are degrees of bellend.
You asked for it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I'm The Disappointed
From near Bradford.

I love Jeff and want him to have my babies.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I've never been to Bradford, is it as shit as it looks ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I liked the photography museum

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Snap.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:30, Reply)

It's very ugly and brown, but it's one of England's friendlier (read: less miserable) cities.
Not up its own arse like Leeds, or a complete bomb site like Sheffield.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

In other words
The denizens of Chavford will talk to anyone that isn't a blood relative - and they get confused on that front.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:37, Reply)

It's fucking awful
I live on the Leeds side and that little bit isn't so bad.

I live here because my house would cost £50k more across the valley in Leeds.

If you want a shellsuit or a burkha, this is where to come.

Otherwise stay well clear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I can only agree with this.
But then, I also said this earlier, so can you really believe what I say?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Jeff is a tremendous bunghole.
If he was a kiddy pop dance act he'd be Bendulum, and Darth would shake his bendulous bumcheeks to his riddims.

In a bad way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)

You make it sound like there's a good way for Darth to shake his bendulous bumcheeks.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Of course there is.
Isn't there?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I wouldn't know.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

then you must stretch your imagination

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)

or your anus.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Rhetorical question is rhetorical.
On a cheerier note, my torrent of Hex finally finished. Is Codename: Dustsucker as good as Hex?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)

No idea about that either. Sorry.
I have heard one track from it, "From What is Said to When It's Read" - that's a good 'un.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I've heard they went a bit DnB after Hex but before Dustsucker.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I only disagree when he posts those awful puns.
other than that he's okay.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

i finished doodlegod!
I suspect there are more bits if you buy it, but I consider it a win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:17, Reply)

oh man really? I'm stuck on about 42 elements. :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:20, Reply)