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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a shame, I missed it.
How are we all this morning?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:41, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hungover/still pissed
As is usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Blur had it right.
Modern life is rubbish.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)
The only thing Blur ever did right was when they stopped making music.
See also: Pulp, Oasis, Cast, Space, and any other 'Brit-pop' band.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Worst of them all was 'Suede'.
That chap 'Brett' (if indeed that is his real name) who sang for them is a massive, massive cunt. I have personal experience of this cuntitude - and my mate's brother roadied for them and has even more personal experience of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
What a pile of fucking shite they were.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)
He was utterly convinced of his own genius despite all the evidence to the contrary ie his records.
Very, very happy indeed to see his shitty band fall apart and for him to go onto....being on the dole or whatever he does nowadays. He turned up at my mate's party at 6am where what looked like a dressing gown, and was blanked by the whole room.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
It must be hard for him
still being able to sell out Brixton Academy three nights on the trot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Oh don't tell me that.
I was hoping he'd be homeless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
'fraid not
It was a brilliant concert.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Curses.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Ok, so you don't like Britpop then.
How about Pink Floyd?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
If Pink Floyd had all died in a plane crash in 1970 they'd be one of the best bands of all time.
As it is, they're fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Is there anything you do like?
Mozart perhaps? Maybe Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
He's a Motörhead fan
But let's face it, who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Yeah, they're good alright.
Although most people know nothing beyond "Ace of Spades".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
'The Road Crew' is the best track, I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
I love 'I Got Mine' from their much-maligned 1983 'Another Perfect Day'*


*much-maligned because much of it is bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
It's a great album
but what spoiled it for me was that they "re-discovered" it and started playing stuff off it live, but then they kept playing it live and it's ousted stuff from Orgasmatron from teh set list.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
I really like the 'On Parole' LP with Larry Wallis of The Pink Fairies on guitar.
Huge Larry Wallis fan, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
No, it's "Killed by Death" followed by "Born to Raise Hell"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
You're on a hiding to nothing quoting Red Dwarf at Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Fucking loads of things.
I've a collection of several thousand records.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
+by Hendrix

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Well, please let me post my status from last night as proof of how I feel

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
Can't read it, that website appears to be blocked at work for me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
It's a picture of AA sucking a camel's cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
It's me complaining about being made to listen to 'Comfortably Numb' for the second time in 2 weeks.
Because it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
You know, this might sound a little out there.
But you could just turn the radio off.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Was on at the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Ah. Maybe nip out for a cigarette?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Far too comfy for that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Put in a pair of earplugs?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
That just seems rude.
Then again, it was kareoke, so it wouldn't exactly be unexpected...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)
And more than a little numb, non?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Oh. fuck off Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
They did their own not inconsiderable bit towards that being the case.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Well, it worked last time..
Does this help?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Today, this
b3ta.com/board/10440675
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Stunning

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
this is more your speed
b3ta.com/board/10440446
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Turbo shit

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Mega shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Dumpasaurus Rex

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Mecha-shit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Ultra shit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
I think I get the point.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Good good.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Grand, thanks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
You can't just go round demanding a thousand pounds from AA like that.
Who do you think you are, Gripper Stebson?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
For a start he's from 'Oop Nurth' and thus hasn't two brass farthings to rub together


/potkettle
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Yes. Yes I am from Oop North.
When did I mention that?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Ahh, where are you based?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Me?
I'm in Wakefield these days. God I hate the place.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Not far from Beekers

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Who?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Very close to Piston

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Oh dear.
On that point, at least I know what the cunt looks like now from his comedy website so I can avoid him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Piston is a northerner?
Ah, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Beekers.
You know, Beekers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)
You mean this guy?
4.bp.blogspot.com/_vTTv8QPOw74/TT8jfYezoOI/AAAAAAAAAYo/ett1Su_Ca-0/s1600/beeker.jpg
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Yes, I do.
AA lives near a fictional television puppet character.

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Impressive.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
So is this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
So is this:
MY KNOB.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)
It certainly explains your extreme anger at the world

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Boss Keloid
Famous for buying non-alcoholic beer by accident, then putting vodka in it to make it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
A man that thinks on his feet.
I like that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)
You're not the only one
I laughed so hard my ribs hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Do you mean 'where do you live'?
I think you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I do.
Why in the fuck did I write that?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I was talking about AwfulCombiChrist up there.
But thanks - now I know you're a serf I shall give you a jolly hard time over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I was a Southerner originally, but moved up back in the 1980s.
Managed to keep my accent though, in the face of a thousand slack-jawed yokels with whippets and flat caps.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Well that's something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Kenny Loggins

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
*kicks off Sunday shoes*
EDIT: They just played the first ten seconds of this on Radio One. Are you Chris Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
If it is indeed Sunday

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
That is indeed my real name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
*murders*
Argh, I hate that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
^ Keith Harris' 'blue' catchphrase for 'Cuddles The Monkey', before he got the kids' TV work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

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