The Scotch do
I think it's hilarious how the tabloids brazenly proclaim him British while he's doing well and Scottish when he loses. As if to suggest that Scotland is some kind of dumping ground for our detritus.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:16, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When everybody knows it's Norfolk.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Untrue
I'm pretty sure most of Britain has forgotten Norfolk exists
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Kind of like Nottingham.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

What a bizarre thing to say
For one thing it's nonsense, Nottingham is rarely out of the news on account of its absurdly high gun crime statistics. Secondly, if you're trying to convince everyone you're a real person, reeling off facts about me that I haven't shared with you is unwise.

Battered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Not enough of a mental spaz.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh, interesting angle.
If that is Battered, I hope he's got his kitchen cleaned up. I understand that he owes people food.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

*licks lips*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

He owes them a dose of sanity too I think.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Grossest thing I've read on here all week.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

OH IS BATTERED BACK NOW???????

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

LEAVE IT LOVE, HE AIN'T WORF IT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I have little to base this on
Other than I don't think WCC is any of the other ex-B3tans whose names have been touted, and Battered was (mostly) very calm in his posts, as is Weighters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Nah, I just looked at your profile.
Got bored like.


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Who is Battered?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Eyeing up my pics, eh?
Pervert

*giggles coquetteishly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I can't.
They all appear as red Xs meaning that your hosting site is blocked where I work, for some reason.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Oh you're missing out mate
Right, guys?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

*Tumbleweed*

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I'll have you know I am generally rated as the best-looking man on B3ta
By a hastily-convened panel of one person
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I'm told you have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Really
Who told you that? The statement's accuracy notwithstanding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

That's probably the gayest thing I've ever read on here.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

So far
*cracks knuckles*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You bring this on yourself

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Can't see that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

It's the "Dangerous Level of Gay" picture.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Have I ever actually seen that?
For all I know it's a pic of a field with some pretty flowers and a couple of cows
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

This one is better

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Can't see that either
but I'm guessing it's your hilarious paint job
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Looks like japanese propiganda

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Yay I live in an acceptable part

( Peej, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 8:10, Reply)

You did reply to the thread.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Best not to post facebook links on here
since they contain the persons profile number as well as real name.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I am often a massive spastic.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

often
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I certainly had.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Who said that?
Oh, that should be the other way round. It's still funny though, right?

Right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I like the way he doesn't like England.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I too, struggle manfully to contain my hilarity at this idea.
'Ha, ha, ha' I laugh. 'Ha, ha, ha'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I expect sometimes that hilarity means you are, on occasion, literally "Laughing out Loud"
which grants you the additional benefit of being able to use the acronym LOL.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

If I have to come over there and bitch slap you for not knowing the difference between Scotch and Scots, you will be fucking sorry.
And they generally don't do that. It's just a myth we put about when we need another reason to feel aggrieved at the Bastard English.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

One of the red tops ran it as a headline when he bowed out of Wimbledon last year

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Stand back everyone, he's Scottish again.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

They can keep him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Oh, has he lost to the best player in the world?
Who is generally reckoned to be totally unbeatable on clay, having won the French Open five times?

I am fucking stunned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)