I missed the start of the new post, so Im putting htis in here.
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1226664
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah, we know.
Is he called Mr B3th?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

This will not end well.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

It really, really won't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Will you be introducing him to OT?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I have categorically banned him from /OT.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

He'll be lurking already I'll wager
Thanks for all those titgazzes love
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

So all we have to do is look at the boards and invite anyone with an L plate over to join us.
*Plots*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Yes "weightedcompanioncube", if that is indeed your name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not b3th's husband.
I'm the poor sod she keeps in her dungeon.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Are you kept there so that she can 'beat the cube'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Yes.
My arse is red raw.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Or
you could go to /board, see the user named 'mr b3th', and talk to him. Spazmo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Do you think I care enough to bother?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

How come he's been a member for 4 years?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

He tried to get into it before
then got bored when no-one appreciated his immense humour reserves.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

When's he gonna release those then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I give this latest fad half an hour.
I think he's already doing something else.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Loving the massive chevron though.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

That totally confused him
but then, most things do these days, the poor dear.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Alzheimers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Do you think I could hurry up his heart condition with a bit of traffic warden rollplay between me and you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I reckon all you need to do is cough near him at it'll all be over.

But think of all the children who will wake up on Xmas morning to see their still-empty stockings, because *someone* could get to them because they'd died. Think of those poor, poor children.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

*tumesces*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

One-way traffic only.
I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

BUT I WAS INSIDE THE YELLOW LINES

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to "tow" your "car".

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

YOU CAN'T, MY LIVELYHOOD DEPENDS ON IT ! OH GOD, THE KIDS, I'LL BE LATE FROM PICKING THEM UP FROM THE HOSPITAL !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Nonce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)