I spent £15000 on a wedding once
I'd have rather done it on the cheap and spent the money on whiskey and firearms
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think I spent about £3k on mine this time around.
Can't remember what it cost the first time, but being 1995 it probably wasn't excessive by today's standards. A mate spent £25k on hers three years ago. £25k for one day is ridiculous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah, we spent somewhere around 3 or 4k.
We spent more on the honeymoon, mainly because it was a 5 star resort, and we took both mr b3th's kids, their spouses, and both the grandkids. Oh, and the dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Ooh, I did buy 2x£35 bottles of Islay single malt when I never drink whisky
I've drunk one bottle - it was pleasant enough - but I suspect someone will be getting a nice bottle of whisky for their birthday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

30th September. Just saying, like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

1927

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Mine is July 19th.
I'll see what you get me first.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Righto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Hey Monty!
Wet Ham Man STRIKES!

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Man-ham-shoes-Bristol-mosque-worshippers/story-12717420-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Ham in shoes is classic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I like the sensitive Bristolian comment on it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yeah, it's not like forced it down their throats
like they force Islam down ours!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Haha!
Not noticed that bit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It did actually make me lol
but I dispair at why someone would do it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Bristol was where Panorama did that massive racism expose last year
Considering the number of different ethnicities and religions in the city, it really is still a breeding ground for ignorant chav scum. You know, like the rest of Britain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

This^
Thick racist cunts are quite prevalant.

*looks around*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

And last week Bristol was at the focus of the Panorama investigation into abuse at care centres
for those with mental illness.

We seem to be a breeding ground for the worst members of society.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I heard that some people from Bristol
sexually molest dogs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Lies! All lies.
*Packs fishing rod and some cans of Fosters*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Gazzalols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I thought "fucking hell, what a mong"
I bet he's mentally defficient and was egged on by the rest of the people in the hostal. It's no different than taking a dump on someone's grave.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

That is GENIUS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That would have made the reception interesting
In a very "Deliverance" way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Say yes like a pig, boy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)