Seem to be getting a lot of long threads of late.
I know it's not links etc but,
waveatthebus.blogspot.com/
A dad in the US waved his son off to the bus every morning in a different outfit. Made me laugh. Would you do this? I probably wouldn't. If you would then what would your favourite outfit BE to dress up as?

Also, why *are* the threads getting so long?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:10, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's because I've been too busy recently to keep you lot in line with BBC news links.
And I've just applied for a job which will mean I'll be too busy to ever post here. Let's all hope I get it guys!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

*crosses fingers like mad*

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Write a reference for him Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Dear Sir/madam
This man is lovely. Please employ him and give him lots of overtime.

Thnx

Blousie
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

P.S.
if you give him the job, he promises to only rape one female colleague per week as a gesture of good faith.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Ok, maybe two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

one female and one male

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Equal opportunities lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

or maybe he'll go for the cleaning staff instead.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'm betting the stationery clerk.
All those paperclips...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

we all know he loves the paperclips.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

You're hired!
It was the reference wot did it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

THANKS
that's really sweet of you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'm all about the sweet hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

That explains a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

One day he should pose as a man with 2 legs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Or a lollypop

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Or Ron Jeremy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

What the fuck kind of names are Riot and Rain?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I am going to name my first child Rage
Don't care if it's a boy or a girl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Rage Majora has a certain ring to it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Raging Majora sounds better.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

No, that'd be Rage Sphincter
Something I am lucky to escape after last night's curry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

If I was ever stupid/unlucky enoughto have a child
I will name it Rover. Then if anyone asks why, I can say I would rather have had a dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Morning Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Gert Lush, etc etc.
Right, that's me off to my computers for the old, hard of hearing, terminally dull and terrified of computers class. I'll see *you* all after lunch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

*flicks the V sign at Monty*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Haha!
Good plan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

They fall into the catergory of "names that begin with R"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Or "fucking stupid".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Randy Bumgardener FTW!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Where is Darth anyway?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

He's probably bumming it up in a ballroom somewhere.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I know - I did think that when I read it.
Since we're talking about names with R - I think my cat henry should be called Riley, since he's Living the Life of Riley (ahh haa haaaaaaaa)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Riley, the sexually-abused autistic boy in the care home?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

.....are you suggesting I sexually abuse my cat?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

God.
You're sick woman.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

You're hardly one to talk.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

But abusing a cat.
There is something seriously wrong with you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

If letting my cat sleep on my bed and having more of it than I do,
and giving him breakfast lunch and dinner, is abuse, then yes, I abuse him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*calls RSPCA*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Jeff brings a whole new meaning to 'give the dog a bone'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I can't believe your admitting it so freely.
People like you make me sick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Could be worse, he could be repeatedly be thrown at a window.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Is that like a hard on using rigging?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'm going to name my children Max and Richard.
But this is only funny if you know what my surname is. Which you don't.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'm guessing Clifford.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Splat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Actually the closest guess yet.
But don't think onomatopeia. Think John Wayne films.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

*thinks*
Grit?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Stage Coach?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I could write cryptic clues for The Mail.

( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Monty could write thinly disguised racist editorials for the Mail.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Funnily enough, his surname is Littlejohn.

( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Could?
Fucking DOES, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

The Greatest Story Ever Told in which he played the Roman guarding Jeebus on the cross?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Chisholm
Best theme song ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Excellent work, Monters.

( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'm just going to gloss over the fact that you blatantly just took the John Wayne clue
and remembered our previous discussion about our Scottish genetic ancestry.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Gloss away, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Is it shitcunt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Is it "Imum-Spastic"?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Richard Imum-Spastic?
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

All excellent guesses,
but wrong.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

POWER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Tyrdde-Frheiza?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm bored
Does anyone want to play borderline boilers?

I'd fuck Sarah Silverman even though she looks a bit funny. Who would you fuck even though they look a bit funny?
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

She's bang tidy
you're a dick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

*googles*
She looks fit to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She's funny as well, which is basically +4 points on my scale.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Billie Piper.
At the drop of a hat.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Your Mum.
Obvious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

The game was "borderline" boiler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You'd be shocked
My mum is younger than most of the old bastards here.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I'm 37. Is she younger than me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Heather out of Eastenders

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

*loses breakfast*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

*Heather eats lost breakfast*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Brilliant!

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

+ has a wank since her toyboy hubby can't be with her at the moment.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Aaah you've gone for someone who looks like you, I see what you've done there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'd be punching above my weight!
Whih is fairly considerable.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Some people's borderlines are in very different places

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Dot then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)