I hate spam threads, but I quite liked this one....
Dear ,

All Swinburne staff are warmly welcomed to attend the August graduation ceremonies of students from Monday 1 to Tuesday 2 August. The ceremonies will be held at the Melbourne Convention Centre and celebrate the achievements of our students in completing their studies.

Please register here by 5pm 8 July 2011.

The Graduation team encourages all academic and administrative staff to participate as past feedback indicates students enjoy seeing their teachers at the graduation ceremony. The date and time of your faculty/school's ceremony can be found on the graduation website.

Kind regards,

The Graduation team
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wetherspoons?

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

how is that spam? Swinburne is a great university.
or did it end up getting sent to you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Because it was sent to "maged-nekuot@[domain I own]", and has 0 relivence to me, and the pictures have trackers built in.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I got an email this morning from someone giving me their new contact details
and saying how he hopes our professional paths will cross again sometime in the future.

I have no idea who the fuck he is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I got a Facebook friends request yesterday
from someone who I don't know. I have over 250 friends and none of them are friends with her. I can't see her profile, and I can't send her a message. WTF?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

do you play any facebook games?
I have about a dozen "friends" I only know because we play the same games and there are benefits to having many friends playing. One of them has turned out to be a Chinese lingerie model which is frankly a bit of a result.

You can always unfriend them again once you've checked them out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I hadn't thought about that
I only play Airline Manager. I'm not sure if they can work out my name from the leaderboard or anything like that. I had thought about adding her, but my GF was a bit "why the fuck would you add a woman that you clearly don't know?" to which my obvious (and thankfully unspoken) answer was "cos she might be well fit, innit?".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)