I'm here, I'm queer, I'm buying you a beer.
*minces*
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

excellent news
*waits for a beer*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

*giggles*
I have been thinking of my ex girlfriend's boobs lately.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Were they especially good ones?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Yup!
Only person I regret dumping but she was too shy. It drove me mental. If I could remember her last name I'd try and find her on facebook.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Maybe look through your old stuff
or if you have any mutual friends
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)

No, we didn't have any of the same friends : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Have you always been 'the man' during your periods of lesbianism?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Did you dress all butch and shit?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Did you draw on fake moustaches?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Have you thrown out all the dungarees and denim jackets?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I'm being serious here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Hi hon!
If anything I was the femme.

Apart from my propensity to arm wrestle people I fancy, I'm all girly innit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

How did all work BGB ?
After some serious carpet munching did you both give each other awkward glances and have a nice cup of tea and a catch up on eastenders, wishing that you'd been fulfilled by a hot cock instead?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Are you typing this one handed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

As it happens yes
I'm on a big and serious phonecall with the other one
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

sure hope you get mixed up between what you're typing and what you're saying
and end up telling this person something about 15" black rubber cocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

It's alright really, I only fuck things like that up when I have the benefit of a crippling hangover

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Aw Rory!
You mustn't mock the afflicted.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I don't really get lezzers, at least bumbers get to do the nasty up the shitter, what does that really leave lezzers though
EH, EH ??!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Can you not get a woman off without the use of your cock, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

BORING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You need to watch more porn.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Yay!
*waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Hello lovely lovely man.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

You're in a chipper mood this evening!
*Approves of the good ship Blousie*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I'm high on endorphins innit.
And I have wine.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

What did you have for dinner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Chicken salad.
What are you having?
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'm having a chilli
I just need to prepare some garlic butter for my Focaccia and do some rice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

nomnomnom!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it.
Although when I tasted it when cooking, it did seem a fair bit hotter than usual, so I'm wondering if maybe I put too much powder in with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Hello Blousie *waves*
We're having saganaki. Want some?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Is the pope catholic!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Just about to start it now.
So if you pop in your car and drive the 150 miles to us it should be ready by the time you get here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

hahahaha!
I shall endeavour to try my own this weekend.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I'd better go help and speed the process up a bit.
Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)