Honestly, I can't really pick out one thing that I'd say has been the best thing to happen to me.
My life's been pretty mediocre, thus far. I guess the nearest thing that qualifies was going travelling for six weeks. Lazed around in the sun, met girls etc.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't want to know what that etc refers to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Perhaps... Tupperware?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I suspect it's something to do with his nocturnal anal adventures
his frozen shit in one hand, and a camera in the other
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

One of them was the worst kisser I have ever, ever met.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Like an over-eager labrador?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

More like a limp sea slug.
It was crushingly disappointing as she was really, really hot.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oh God.
I just got the wrong-horn.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I still feel vaguely disgusted by it now.
Ten years later.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Always a shame when attractive girls are shit kissers
One girl I went to school with half ate me one night, fucking awful. That was a shame because she was fairly tasty.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Nothing is guaranteed to turn me off faster.
Seriously, I went from full bongle to choan in a fucking heartbeat.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Oof, that's not good
I had that when it looked like a girl was keeping Billy Gibbons in her knickers
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Haha!
The missing Jackson 6
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Haha, there was a really pretty French girl there one week.
I didn't even try as I'm not much of a one for jungle expeditions.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

My thought on the matter is simple
I'm there to eat, not to floss
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Really?
It's amazing what you can do with a decent pair of hedge clippers.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This was shortly after being attacked by Face-Slug.
My appetite for a challenge was sadly diminished.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm glad you're herppy about that experiance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Looking back, Gonz
I was very lucky I wasn't herpes'd by it.

Be sensible, kids!
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)