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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wut!Someone on OKCupid wants me but he's 5'7". If it wasn't for the height I'd go there.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:52,
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Buy him platform shoesor make "while you're down there" jokes all the time
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Oh yeah, BlousieYou totally don't want anyone under 6 foot. That would just be too tragic for words.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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My missus is 5'10"and somehow she's put up with a boyfriend who's under 6' for 9 years, 3 months and 28 days
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Same height would be ok.A couple of inches taller is just a pipe dream.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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when it's a shamit doesn't matter how short you are
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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Of course it doesIt's hard enough convincing people she's with me as it is, can you imagine how hard it'd be if I was pocket-sized too?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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mr b3th is 5'9"When I have heels on I'm a tiny bit taller than him. I can see his bald spot.
I think my next one will have to be taller.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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I'm convinced that Mrs V was taller when we were first getting togetherI suspect that she did it deliberately to lure me in.
my ex was about 5'1" though, so anything was an improvement
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure mr b3th was taller before, too.But he is old, so he's probably shrinking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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I've had enough of looking down on guys.I WANT SOMEONE I CAN LOOK UP TO.
And stand up sex ftw!
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56,
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Stalk the basketball courts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57,
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if only I wasn't taken eh Blousie?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01,
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He might have really long legs and a oddly short bodystand up sex!
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Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01,
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really? REALLY?!
Don't ever complain about being single ever again.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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No he's white, geeky and has peircings.I know I'm a twit for not going there but I'm sick to death of going out with short guys.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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Doesn't that describe half the guys on here?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05,
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NOT SEEING HOW BEING WHITE MATTERS MUCH. YOU MASSIVE RACIST.(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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would you like me to chop off your knees?it'd make you shorter but I reckon people would be reluctant to deal with your disablity.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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You'll get that soon............ONCE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO COME HERE.(
girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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Walk him through mud so it builds up on his shoes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05,
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Surely there is a tall persons dating sight somewhere...*googles*
*patents*
*profits from pituitary problems*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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