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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I call lunch
and a what have you acheived so far today kind of thread.

Alt: Fuck off to the shops and by me some chocolate. What will you bring back?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:44, 252 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I had soup.
I think it had potatoes in it so it's another diet fail lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I've got lunch in 15 minutes
The most exciting part about it will be the packet of Pom Bears. So far today I have completed a list of English counties with barely any cheating whatsoever.

Alt: A wrapper and a guilty expression
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Pom Bears = holiday crisps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Pom Bears are rubbish. These are the kings.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
nice 'n' spicy
are the worst flavour ever
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Lies!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Even the cream 'n' cheesy were better than crappy nice 'n' spicy
Scampi 'n' lemon were the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Nice 'n' spicy are best, followed by rib 'n' saucy
Scampi 'n' lemon are nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
No the correct order is
Scampi 'n' lemon
Rib 'n' Saucy
Pickle 'n' Onion
Cream 'n' Cheesy
Shit 'n' Pissy
Nice 'n' Spicy
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I had beans on toast
I've made my hydraulic model much more realistic, and now I am happy with the results. This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Did you get it wet?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
that would probably cause the computer to stop working.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
There's only one way to find out.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
I might wait until I have a replacement computer to hand
and I've backed up all the recent work on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
As a sys admin
I congratulate you on being the first user EVER to think about this kind of thing. Have a cake
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I am acutely aware of the value assigned to the data that is on my computer
the backups are pretty much up to date, but I still don't want to risk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Three pound meal deal from Sainsbury's.
Alt- fuck all.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Pitta bread
Pointed peppers
Chilli hummus
Olives and feta

NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I had a huge breakfast at the caff this morning so no need for lunch.
Alt: A drifter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Done it wrong today
Bought with me fruit and yoghurt for breakfast, and nipped to the shop on the way in and got a bap (FNARR), some spicy sausage rolls and a Twix. The sausage rolls were breakfast and the fruit is looking like lunch.

I am just so fucking punk.

Alt: I already owe B3th a Dairy Milk, you're likely to get an explanation along the lines of "I'm poor and she has breasts"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Fucking pink more like
Gimme my chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
That does sound a LOT like a request for bumsex mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Haha!
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Not sure why this is amongst the most read BBC stories today, it's from 2006
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6197921.stm

Made me smile though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
There always seems to be one old story on there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
And today, it would be that one that I've linked.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Toast.
Because that's what I want.

Alt: At the moment, I'd say Cadbury's caramel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I had wholemeal carbonara pasta
It was horrble
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Carbonara pasta is not supposed to be healthy!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I know
I didn't make it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
not a lot, sat down to write my final assignment of the academic year
listening to b3th's random burn cd.

alt: Kinder egg.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Kinder Egg chocolate is fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
And the toys are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I quite like it.
Plus you get a toy.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eggs%20of%20Numbing%20Inevitability
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I have leftover pizza from yesterday
with garlic mayo dip for the crusts.

Today I have presented our software to some more users who didn't get to see the demo last time. There were plenty of questions, most of which boiled down to "because the User Requirements said to do that." Fortunately there were a couple of the User Requirement Writers in the demo who could elaborate. Generally well received apart from one who had a nitpick about a field being changed on import. Turns out she's been banging on about it since the beginning of the project and nobody else has a problem so lalalala don't care.

alt: An assortment of fine Belgian truffles. From the "reduced to clear" shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This morning I got out of bed.
alt: how about you just fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)
You've still not told me why yesterday was so fantastic,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Maybe she pulled a guido.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I didn't say it was fantastic.
You lot managed to have an interesting time guessing though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I still hope you've won a canteen of cutlery
On a television game show for answering a N-Dubz question correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
if hopes and wishes, etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I've achieved a level of fail almost unheard of for an IT guy.
I rebuilt my home computer a little while ago. Backed all my files up onto a spare drive I had knocking around. Kept meaning to transfer the files across. All my photos, all my mp3s, all my doccos, it was all there.

A little while after that my Sky box hard drive packed up, so I repaired it with a spare one I had kicking about. I think you can see where this is going by now.

Today I discovered that the drive I repaired my Sky box with is the one with my life on it. It has now been reformatted to Sky's file system and I don't know of any recovery software that can pull it back.

I don't even know where my old CD backups from the previous rebuild have gone. At least then I'd have something back. All gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Ooooffff!
Bad shit mate.

NOTE TO EVERYONE - BACKUP and CHECK otherwise all your photos, videos, donkeyporn will get deleted at some point
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Wow, thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Seriously K
Loads of people will just assume their photos will be fine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Absolutely gutted, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)
That's a bit of a sod to say the least.
Maybe Labs can shine some light on near-forensic recovery techniques that could get some stuff back from the abyss?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Good idea that man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I speak as one who had to reconstruct partition tables on an ext2 drive way back.
Reading kernel source (on another, still-working box) to figure out where master block copies were likely held was a little taxing ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
The real problem here is that recovery software is built for particular file systems.
Most will work on your standard Windows architecture, some will work for Linux, but I haven't found a single one that can read Sky's file system.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
What was it formatted as before the Dirty Digger's gear barfed over it?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I just chucked it in.
It was NTFS before, now it's whatever arcane system the Great Shaitan uses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Looks like it'll have been stomped on by FAT32 then ...
... judging by the limited snippets of the web I can see behind the office firewall. Not pretty at all, sadly.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
FAT32 is still readable by Windows, I think.
Perhaps you could get the computer to boot from the optical drive and bung an Ubuntu disc in, and have a look around the contents and see what is there?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Yes FAT32 is still readable by Windows
It's still the most 'accessible' file system.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Goodo.
Then what's to stop him using a smaller drive as a boot drive, and then rigging up the main one as a slave, and running recovery software on it?

From what I remember, stuff marked for deletion under Windows isn't actually deleted, it just lops a letter off the end of the file name.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
The problem is he's likely overwritten the MFT of the NTFS partition
Which keeps a 'list' of where parts of each file are stored. If that's not recoverable, the data is lost in unallocated clusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Ah, that could be problematic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Not sure on near-forensic techniques/software
As I use professional stuff. Your best bet is with recovering the NTFS partition system as a whole, as digging in the unallocated clusters won't get as much back. Maybe Partition Magic might work?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I'll download some freeware tonight and have a bash.
I didn't realise that Sky use some form of FAT32, that gives me a bit of hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Ooof!
That's pretty bad. Whatever happened to triple backup? Oh, and perhaps you should check out a piece of software called Recuva that has worked well for me in the past.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I'm guessing it is now Series 2 of TOWIE
in HD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I've no idea what you're on about.
So I'll sit here and just say "Wibble".

/Edit

Why did I look that up? Bloody hell.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Complacency happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Complacency and hubris.
"I work in IT, what's the worst that can happen... ah."
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
A word of advice
If Kroney brings you back 'some chocolate', give it a sniff first.

Just saying.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
haha!
Its a Mars Bar, honest. More like Snickers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Not a careless Wispa then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Needs MOAR PEANUTS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Or sweetcorn.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Madras from last night for me today.
Quick question - Does anyone have a method for moistening up a curry that has already been cooked and chilled? It was very nice, but a little dry.

I've managed to do a job for our biggest customer in record time since the setup changed a few weeks back, so I'm fairly pleased with that.

Alt: A Freddo, you cheeky cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)
add a bit of natural yoghurt
or coconut milk (and maybe a tiny bit of a chilli powder if you are concerned that the milk/yoghurt will make the madras too mild).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Cheers, that sounds a very good idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
But warm the curry slowly to avoid curdling.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I quite like cadbury flake.
It's all dry and rubbish, but then melty and nom.
It's like a pleasant surprise.
I like pleasant surprises.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I think the flake on the packet is a warning rather than a brand,
a bit like "Flamable"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Poached eggs on toast for lunch. yum.
Today I have managed to do a load of dishes, but have so far not got round to the cleaning because I have had a bloody customer emailing demanding to know the whereabouts of the goods he's bought. Honestly, it's as if they expect me to be running an efficient business here or something.

I am now panicking and trying to track down his parcel. And getting very stressed.

Alt: nothing. See above. When I'm stressed I need chocolate. You'd be lucky to see me come back, let alone fetch you anything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)
*holds hand up* I've never eaten poached eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Get out!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Oh man, you're totally missing out.
They're like fried eggs but good for you.

You haven't seen my parcel, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I shall give them a try at some point, I'm sure
Sorry, I've not seen it anywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I fucking love poached eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
^this
poached eggs are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
With a splash of Lea and Perrins.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Because you are an eggy-bender.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Lots of salt and lots of pepper
and JUST cooked eggs = NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
^this
without the pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
MOAR PEPPER!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
thanks for the CD
listening to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Hope it doesn't suck too bad
I listened to your this weekend, as promised. There's a few songs on there that I liked.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Good, am pleased.
My favourite on there is Bukowski by Modest Mouse. I am not happy with some of it but random innit. Bubba Sparx ftw btw!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
woo hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I'd bring back a letter u

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
pedant.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
you could combine this with a pack of smarties but you would
have to buy shit loads and hope or open them all up which may upset the vendor
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I don't think smarties have letters on any more, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
not had em in years but I hope so!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
excuse to buy a pack now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
They don't have plastic lids anymore
very sad about it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Holy Shit!
what is wrong with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
The new lid is quite good actually
Flip top cardboard thingy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
right I'm buying some smarties later on, just to see this new technology
nothing to be with being a fatty obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Can you karate chop the tube and send the lid flying in to your mates eyes?
No? Then I don't wanna know.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*Nostalgia Five*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
ah, I remember when I was into nostalgia....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
nostalgia... it's not what it used to be

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I was in to nostalgia when it was still underground

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
being a complete benny
I used to chew the lids after I'd finished with the smarties. Mind you, I also used to eat the tubes from sherbert Dips, which you can't do any more either now they're plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

+S l +F
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
You sure that was worth the bother?
By the way, I think your shoe's fallen in the Thames again.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
It wasn't that big a job
and to get a reference to 'spastic flids' out of it, makes it worthwhile.

*Gets Simon Groom to fish my shoe out*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Yay my work is done.
Spicy cous cous, tuna and an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
well done you.
Would you like to help me track down my parcel?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
You need to use a Jedi mind-trick
*Parcel Force lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)
*deploys sniffer dogs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
keep them away from Jeff....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Does anyone else consider the gap between 5'11" and 6' to be a greater gulf than science would have us believe?
Or just those of us stuck frustratingly just below the 72-inch height line?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Wut!
Someone on OKCupid wants me but he's 5'7". If it wasn't for the height I'd go there.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Buy him platform shoes
or make "while you're down there" jokes all the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Oh yeah, Blousie
You totally don't want anyone under 6 foot. That would just be too tragic for words.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
How tall are you Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
5'10"

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
My missus is 5'10"
and somehow she's put up with a boyfriend who's under 6' for 9 years, 3 months and 28 days
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Same height would be ok.
A couple of inches taller is just a pipe dream.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
when it's a sham
it doesn't matter how short you are
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Of course it does
It's hard enough convincing people she's with me as it is, can you imagine how hard it'd be if I was pocket-sized too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
hmm, good point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
YES IT IS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
mr b3th is 5'9"
When I have heels on I'm a tiny bit taller than him. I can see his bald spot.

I think my next one will have to be taller.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I'm convinced that Mrs V was taller when we were first getting together
I suspect that she did it deliberately to lure me in.

my ex was about 5'1" though, so anything was an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure mr b3th was taller before, too.
But he is old, so he's probably shrinking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
He's shrinking

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
^5

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I've had enough of looking down on guys.
I WANT SOMEONE I CAN LOOK UP TO.


And stand up sex ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Stalk the basketball courts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
if only I wasn't taken eh Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Grrrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
He might have really long legs and a oddly short body
stand up sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
really?
REALLY?!
Don't ever complain about being single ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
He's a bit skinny too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
is he black?
I quite like black men.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
No he's white, geeky and has peircings.
I know I'm a twit for not going there but I'm sick to death of going out with short guys.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Doesn't that describe half the guys on here?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
the first bit

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
white?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Yep
Well, it describes me, and that's all that matters, surely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
NOT SEEING HOW BEING WHITE MATTERS MUCH. YOU MASSIVE RACIST.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Actually, is it you that's hitting on Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
would you like me to chop off your knees?
it'd make you shorter but I reckon people would be reluctant to deal with your disablity.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
You could fatten him up and slip growth hormone in his food...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I'd like it if she could manage a week without complaining.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
You'll get that soon............ONCE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO COME HERE.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Suddenly, I can think of a use for the Yellow Pages.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Walk him through mud so it builds up on his shoes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Surely there is a tall persons dating sight somewhere...
*googles*
*patents*
*profits from pituitary problems*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Yeah, from up here 5'11" is a LONG way down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I'm 5'10"
and I've been out with girls taller and shorter than me. Its all the same when their they're on their knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Musky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
*they're*
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
scrubbing the floor

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Well what else would they need to be on their knees for?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
They could be kneeling on their shoes pretending to be really short.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
haha!
Good mental image
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I am in that gulf
But when I put my hair up I'm 6'4"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
6 feet 2 and a half inches of London's finest right here ladies (and Darth)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
The 2 inches are Darth's, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
*does Steptoe leer*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You dirrrty old woman
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I fear I may be a little too skinny and a little too married in all truth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I know : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
If i ever get divorced I'll go on an eating binge and look you up!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You are going to get fat and hook up with Apey?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
and Blousie
and I probably don't need to get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Another stone and you'd be perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
that'd put me almost back where I started.
I've still got enough meat on my bones for you believe me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
*does another Steptoe leer*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I'm excited about my tattoo design
I still don't have it with me though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
You are as bad as DF with his TV video
Is your design not on the web somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I've nicked it from part of another design
t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/05/17/78/400_F_5177819_tptwB3yaj9YENFZVc42QWPoZwBX774vq.jpg

imagine that, without the tree, the birds, the sun and the topmost wave
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Good design for a first tattoo.
Whereabouts is it going?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
in the vicinity of the outside end of my left collarbone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Cool!
The Mrs relented then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
she's never had a problem with it
it's going to be my 30th birthday present from her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Sorry! I thought she wasn't keen.
Hooray for you : )

Be careful though, it's bloody addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
so I hear
I'm really picky though. It's taken me years to get this far. I hope that will counteract the addictiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
It does.
I took ages choosing mine and didn't get my first till my early thirties and as much as I want more, I've only had two more since. Hopefully a third to follow next year.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
cool :-)
I've always liked them, and seeing decent ones on people here has helped. Lab's in particular.

My drummer has just got a new one too, by the guys in the shop very near my house and it looks excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Fuck knows, I'm a midget!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I've achieved a 5km run with my knee intact!
I would get you a fudge bar so that you could pack it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
You do SUCH a good job of it though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Can you taste E.Coli?
The cucumber in my wrap tastes a bit funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Does it taste of fuck all but green water?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)
That's green tea surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Cucumbers
Waste of green
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Without cucumbers there would be no Hendricks Gin
This in itself is reason enough for their existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
what?
also, cucumbers are fucking vile.

I'm glad that people who eat them are dying
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I'd like to refer to the learned gentleman to a mature cheddar, marmite and cucumber granary roll

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Remove the offending green sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I loathe cucumber
it tastes disgusting to me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I think you may have mentioned this before
What's odd is it is so inoffensive to elicit sucha strong reaction I mean it's not offal or shellfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
may have?
I bang on about it all the time.

it's genetic or something. Most people can't taste the chemical in it (phenylthiocarbamide) but I can, and it's fucking nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I was being sarcastic
However the second part of your response was interesting and new news
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I have something similar with peppers.
I can tell if they've been in the room, even. They really make me gag.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
sounds like a similar thing
as I don't much like cheese or tomato (in it's natural form) it is quite difficult to buy sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I must investigate this further.
If it is a chemical thing, it sounds better than me just being a picky cow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I just googled "cucumber tastes disgusting"
and it came up with some stuff.

try it with peppers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
*concedes point*
MOAR CUCUMBERS but only for gin production
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
And you wouldn't have e-coli of the arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Or the best thing to put in Pimm's.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Pimms is a bit too sweet and not alcoholic enough for me
add some Gin and Ginger beer and we have a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
fuck that shit
citrus fruit and citrus fruit only
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I bought soup and chocolate at the shop
I have achieved literally nothing today
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
What flavour soup and what chocolate did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Scotch broth, mulligatawney, beef broth and vegetable
the chocolate was Milkybar. Cheap and cheerful. Two pots of onion houmous as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Caramelized onion houmous is bloody amazing
I am ashamed to say that I have eaten it out of the tub with a teaspoon, it's that good.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I've used my finger and tongue...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I can honestly say I have never rimmed a pot of houmous
you sick sick man.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
so so delicious
I have sweet chilli crackers to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Lucky you, I have soup which I don't really have enough time to eat
although I have to go food shopping tonight, I think that may go on the list...
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I have ten cans of soup
for some reason it only gets eaten between the hours of 9pm and 4am though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
this guy just needs some of your money to build a fusion reactor!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/1992078142/building-the-open-source-bussard-fusion-reactor

(actually it looks like he's got the money now)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
ri-i-i-ight...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
It's clearly not a con
he's soliciting money from random strangers on the internet. Would a conman do that, eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
"My laboratory in Brooklyn..." That famous seat of learning
and a perfectly safe place to conduct homemade experiments into nuclear power
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
"I have created a superheated plasma but it's perfectly safe within the field of my electromagnets"
*New York brownout occurs*
*building incinerated*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
DoctorOctopuslols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I have not had lunch
but I have had a job interview and finally, an admission from tennis boy that we're in a relationship rather than just having lots and lots of casual sex.
I am now going to take good heed of your alt and buy myself a caramel, but I'm not sharing so tough.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Have you had it signed and witnessed?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
It's on facebook, so I guess that's tantamount to the same thing really.

(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
legally binding that is
you can start making his life hell now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I saw that, congratulations
*childish hand gestures*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I just saw that on your facebook feed
and totally went and perved on him. He looks about twelve, but definitely cute. Go you! and yay for sex on tap!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
To be fair I reckon I'm strong enough to get sex on tap from a 12 year old...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
He does look about 12
but then, I don't exactly look my age either.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Well, at least he has finally realised what a fucking catch you are
Now you can stop shaving your legs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Yay for berk
Did the interview go well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Yes, although I don't think I've got the job
there were three other internal candidates and I suspect they have more relevant experience than I do. Meh. Can't do anything about it now in any case, I just have to wait til they let me know.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Well fingers crossed for you and all that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Bless him!
Thank him for being a brave little boy and getting his shit together.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
WOO YAY!

(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Is he still servicing you at every opportunity?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Congrats!
*runs name and description through ViSOR*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

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