GEEK ALERT
I am probably waaaay behind the field on this, but loads of websites have this thing where if you enter the Konami code ( up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A) awesome stuff happens.

This page has my favourite - but seriously who was typing it on every webpage looking for it?! lockfale.com/ (also howdy hi fellow Cracked readers!)

What delighfully things have you discovered that everyone else can call shit?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:32, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cucumbers.
Edit: and I have no idea what you're going on about.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

looooooooooooooooooove cucumbers

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

*bleugh* cucumbers are rubbish
Don't worry I'll just have a grope instead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

she's not eating them

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Are you fantasizing about me again?

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

excellent bbc picture don't need no story
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53285000/jpg/_53285620_012164458-1.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

haha!
Nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I read Cracked.
FYI.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

doesn't do anything for me...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

me either
I shall try on a modern browser when I get home.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I'm going to do something else.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Cracked is awesome
A friend bought me their book for my birthday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

OMG
You have a friend? Is the book good I was debating buying it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)