Never been to one
And I'd need to vet the guestlist very carefully before committing to an attendance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WHY IS THAT?!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Because a lot of them are girls

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Hahaha!
CLICK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

because then he'll have to make good on his promise to make out with chompy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

That will be funny.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

lol whatever
you got decked by lampito
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I got punched three times in the face yeah.
I didn't even cry.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

She made it up to you afterwards, I guess.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I think that was between the second and third times.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

It was a whirlwind abusive romance

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Chompy was experimenting with seeing how the other half lives

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

What for?
I missed this story
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

for letting her near Gin
It wasn't a serious fight.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I would have thought punching would occur if you denied her gin?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

There's very little you can do to stop being punched by her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

*takes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

You could try moving
If she'd had that much gin it's hard to imagine her aim was either fast or true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Oh, you'd be surprised.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I don't punch no more.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Aren't you coming to Leamington in a few weeks time
for a mini-bash with Labs and me?*

*NB, I'm not coming to the gig, I may have just invited myself down for a pint...
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

oh man, it'll suck when they invite themselves elsewhere and not you :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That's fucking brilliant news
I'm bound to arrive early as I daren't leave Norwich too late to allow any margin for error, so will have plenty of pre-gig beer time. Awesome :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Well, I'll be coming from work
so I won't be there too early. But I'm sure I can get there in time for a couple of pre-gig drinks; what time were you thinking?
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Doors are 7.30
Although I'm not fussed about the support act, and would rather hang out with you if you're running late! I'll probably leave Norwich about 3 in case of horrific traffic so will arrive between 6 and half past, barring disaster. Have the whole day off so can make it earlier.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Oh I see
well that is very manageable, I can be there any time after 5:30. I thought when you said early you meant you'd be coming down for 4pm or something.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Oh cool
I'll speak to Labs and see how much he wants to be through the doors at 7.30 - if the answer is "a lot" then I can come down earlier
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

are you bringing TC?
because I would totally come and see how long it too for me to make him cry. My current record is 30 mins, reckon I cold SMASH that with him after a barrage of ACE insults and it will be GAME SET MATCH Badger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Well you've made me cry in about ten seconds
from reading that post.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

wow you read slow

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Lafe is lark a barx of charklits

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

It'll take you less time than that to make me cry
That is not an invitation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

this is actually what I'm afraid of
I'll end up a drunken mess crying in an alley while loads of people laugh at me and I'll be stuck in a country where I don't know anyone and it will be horrible.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I did that once.
not the crying, but the rest.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm actually more afraid I'm going to get drunk and try to hit on people.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

My understanding is that this is what bashes are all about.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

it's funny that I find this more frightening than being in a country where I don't know anything or anyone

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

This is standard.
Sometimes, it even works!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

munchy munchy munch

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

That's the problem with the prospect of attending a B3ta bash
It's so hard to know how many people on here are actually cunts IRL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I know several people off here think I'm a cunt IRL
Don't blame them really...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Ironic
You're one of those I'm absolutely sure isn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

best think again then

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

he IS Northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I don't know what this means!
stereotype lulz
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

A friend of mine from Carolina
opined that people from Northern Britain are much like those from the Southern American states. Hope this helps.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Which ones though? There's where I'm from...Virginia...then there's backwoods southern...like Kentucky...

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

A friend of mine lives in Virginia.
You probably know him. He's called Ian.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh yeah, I met him last week.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

How's Sarah, his wife?

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

broke her ankle in the garden but is okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Her name's not Sarah, it's Kate
HAHAHAHA I CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

he dumped kate and is with sarah now
stop being a moron
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Without the sun tans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

hahaha
sun tans are awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

i go brown as shit in the sun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I don't turn brown, it's more of a reddish orange
because i'm 7/8s american indian
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Shockingly I don't think anyone thinks I'm a cunt IRL
I need to work on this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've heard it said.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

The key words in that sentence are "I don't think"
I'm not saying EVERYONE thinks you're a cunt IRL. But I am implying it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

whatevs cockneck

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You're lovely and you know it, you evil little witch!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

No, I won't
I expect it would take a while, he's a cheeky little shite and he will give as good as he gets in terms of abuse.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)