I'm off work today being a bit under the weather
can anyone provide me with useful links for fathers day shopping?

EDIT: I'm hoping to find something suitably geeky, like the towel with '42' on it I found for his birthday.

Alt q: is it pretentious to keep a diary?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:08, 40 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.argos.co.uk/static/Home.htm?sRefURL=http%3A//www.google.co.uk/url%3Fsa%3Dt%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D1%26ved%3D0CCkQFjAA%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.argos.co.uk%252F%26rct%3Dj%26q%3Dargos%26ei%3DfUrvTbbVK4i2hQeArLC7CQ%26usg%3DAFQjCNHwZPK390oBnNdjYbKxvRT_3WTi1g
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

There is some real quality, to suit every budget here
tinyurl.com/656ju39
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I'm putting all these on my list

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

My dad is not a jewelrey person
I was hoping for some geeky stuff.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You should have said that in your original post then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Necessary edits completed

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Sorry, no. My Dad's dead.
Alt: yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

www.fleshlight.com NSFW
alt: Yes, no one will give a shit, not even you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Get him a towel with "43" written on it.

( Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

might work
new question what pen writes best on towels?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Dry Wipe marker innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

a pen-is
It's funny because I said penis.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Now this I don't know.
Sadly not many companies advertise their goods with "ink suitable to be rubbed with wet penis" taglines.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Business plan in the making there
CDCBAC

Crudely drawn cock. By another cock
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

NSFW
cart.sextoyodyssey.com/prod_info.php?a=odyssey2&pnum=DJ8170-01
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Obviously I'm not clicking on the link
but would this be a 15" black rubber cock by any chance?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

13".
I couldn't find another 15".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It was one of a kind
In ARE ARSS 4EVA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Gap in the market right there
*phones Dragons' Den*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Diary? no...
Dairy, yes...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

but think of all the cheese

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

More important news from the West Country.
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Hooters-facing-boob-cake-probe/story-12708757-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah no kids under 16 should ever see naked breasts!
oh wait.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I've never been to Hooters
Is it sponsored by the RSPB?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I've never been either, although Bob went the other day.
I think he told them it was his 12th birthday or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

He probably took his class on a field trip.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

And over there kids, is a neatly trimmed bush and some lesser-spotted beavers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Hooters is a rip.
They don't even get their hooters out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Needs MOAR MINGE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

fuckin hey!
And they wear those nasty American Tan tights under SHORTS! *shudders*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

That is against the trade description act!!!!!
*Calls Anne Robinson...a cunt*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I'm not going then, if its all a tease.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Not even tease. Just shart.
They do nice chicken wings though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Dirty Boy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I'm disappointed by David Mitchell
it's a fucking cake, it's not actually made of tits FFS.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)

exactly
and there appears to be some confusion as to whether Hooters supplied the cake or the party had it.

Mmmm... cake made out of tits.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

login was pain this morning, stoopid DF with his long intro

A must read, Paul Ross
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

HERE YOU FUCKING GO THEN
www.thinkgeek.com/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I have used them before
and found that the products may be good but their shipping is neither timely nor reasonably priced
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Oh...I was rather liking the samuri sword handled umbrella
Is there a UK version? Dragons Den anyone?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sonic Screwdriver!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

meh...if it actually did something maybe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Does it make the noise and light up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Probably...that's not technically doing anything though is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)