if the high-heeled stripper shoe fits...

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We should all wear dungarees.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yes every girl who chooses to dance as a form of exercise is a stripper.
Nice generalisation there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

don't you have to have some clothes on to start with to be a stripper?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'm wearing three layers at the moment
it's cold and Wiggy won't let me put the heating on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

if he gave you the beating you deserve you'd be warm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

he slapped me about a bit last night but the searing heat has worn off
I might make a hot water bottle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

There's an interesting mind-over-matter trick to keeping warm
You don't have to wear loads of layers, you can even do it in just your PJs. This guy could teach you a thing or two.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I don't think he used his mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Is this like one of those hypnotise yourself thin things?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

The weightloss with this method is much more rapid and noticeable
Plus it stays off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Haha, I don't think it's fair to say that all if Kity's clothes are skanky.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

oh no he's right,
My skirts are SHORT
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It's not just dancing though Kitty
and to say otherwise is desperately naive. It's a form of dance developed purely to be sexually provocative to men. The fact that it's good exercise and hard to do doesn't change that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I thought it started out as a circus skill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yes and yoyo's started out as a deadly weapon
so giving yoyo's to a child is BAD PARENTING
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It depends on how you dance though.
salsa dancing can get pretty filthy but I don't judge women who do that. Women dance pretty provocatively on Saturday nights in clubs without a pole in sight and no one complains about that. I'm fully aware of the stigma that surrounds pole dancing but I'm just saying that that's not all it has to be.

I don't do it in front of men, I don't do it for men and I don't wear a thong whilst doing it. Plus if you'd seen me dancing you might change your mind about how sexy it is.

And once again you're calling me naive. Pack it in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You post it on facebook though, you deserve to be fraped.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I still don't think the pictures are sexy though, to me it's like being photographed in the gym
but that's just how I see it, narrow minded people just see a pole and think "whore". My holiday photos are much more revealing, I'm sure you'll agree having looked through them all in fine detail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Not yet!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I certainly agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I think there's a burn in there somewhere but I'm not sure where

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

keep looking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

No, it must be true, I read it in the Daily Mail.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

damn immigrant strippers taking my job

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Hurr hurr
Pole dancers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)