FUCKING, FUCKING HELL
Apologies B3th, this has nothing to do with your question. Or your alt question, or your discussion.

I've just noticed that the big bar of Galaxy I've bought only has FOUR segments per row!!!

Oh wait, no it doesn't.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:45, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well THANK GOD for that.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Just when you think all is right with the universe again
I offered some chocolate to a girl and she refused. A GIRL.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

You utter Rory.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Ooof
Below the belt you cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

that was a rollercoaster of a post

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah, I literally realised my mistake just before concluding it
And how does today find your highness?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

not bad - Off to a college
'summer ball' this evening dressed as a zombie

how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I would find this odd, but you live in Swansea
Very well thank you m'dear. Tomorrow I will be bored as fuck at a Ballroom competition. Amusing links on my FB greatly appreciated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I like Galaxy
almost as much as Dairy Milk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Galaxy is rather nice
I have a bar of chocolate, but I'm not eating it for fear of ruining my appetite tonight
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

What are you doing tonight?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Guest night in college
so dinner with dad, rather nice menu as usual.

Trying to gauge how much he'll judge me for the state of my room.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

fuck that actually
he just rang and told me he isn't coming
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

That sucks.
Are you still going?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I have no chocolate. This makes me sad.
I have, however, eaten two toffee cruch ice lollies. It's not really good enough though, is it?

I may have to break out the aero hot chocolate later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

They're quite nice
Tesco does a cheap version that was five sachets for a pound. Not bad either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Morrisons does an ice lolly family box thing
20 lollies for £3. They do a fruit one and a chocolate one. I'm quite tempted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I only have a tiny freezer
that doesn't freeze anything :( and there is no Morrisons near. I put a tub of Ben and Jerrys in the available space at the beginning of term, and the next morning when I opened the fridge it had melted everywhere (even though it was sealed)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Many moons ago
A work colleague purchased a Galaxy for another, mine and Queen Crunchy's mutual friend in fact. She was annoyed that he hadn't got her a Dairy Milk as, at the time at least, the latter was the larger bar. He said "I thought you'd prefer Galaxy - nicer chocolate, innit". She fixed him with a death stare and pointed out that she had a vagina and was therefore only concerned with the amount of chocolate available.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

...and she really really does do a death stare
I can imagine that was terrifying for him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

He was a virgin
and it was obvious why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

He looked like you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

you Rory


*looks round expectantly again*

That's three times now, surely his alarm must be ringing?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Why the fuck would you want him to turn up?
Come to think of it, I haven't had any of my mongy customers on the phone for a while. B3th... you didn't, did you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I hope she actually pointed out her vagina.
My wife would prefer nicer chocolate to bigger chocolate. She likes stuff with raisin and nuts in, but if it's just chocolate, she won't eat dairy milk or galaxy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I'll happily eat either of those
doesn't need to be Green & Blacks or anything. I draw the line at supermarket own brands though. I'm not posh, but I do have *some* standards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

the oxfam I used to work across from
did orange and spices chocolate. It was the best thing ever, although it was weird going to a charity shop for chocolate. Pretty sure it wasn't 2nd hand or anything *hopes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I concur
It's alright for melting though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

what, the own brand stuff?
If I liked dark chocolate, I peobably would go for G&B, but I can't stand the stuff.

The very bestest thing ever is Thornton's Chocolate jumbles - it's fudge, toffe and raisins all covered in chocolate. I could eat that every day. Obviously I would be an ever bigger fatty than I already am, but I'd be a happy fatty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)