I'm off to the bank to pay in a cheque
then to the market to get some corriander and finally the horror that is Primark to get some t-shirts for Cow Jr

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I am also headed to Primark, to get nighties for the misses to give birth in
Any tips on getting out alive?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Go in low, fast and hard
and do the same in Primark
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

A good midwife.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

If you're trying to earn brownie points
get the nicest ones you can find.

Also: avoid eye contact with anyone, keep your elbows right out, and try not to dance to any music you may hear while you're in there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Sensible answer is to go at 9am
There are 200 staff and 2 customers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Sensible answer is to not go at all.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

It'll take more than thin cotton nighties
stitched together by small children to win this one, this is just some admin that needs doing.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)

she really won't give a shit what she's wearing
so I wouldn't waste money on nice things if she's giving birth in them, just send her in an old t-shirt and buy something comfortable for the rest of the stay and for when she gets home
something light and with buttons probably

and to get out alive just act like you know what exactly what you're looking for
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Primark is a cheapo clothing retailer.
Any cheaper and he'll be stealing them.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I had a dream with you in last night

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Yay! I'm popular.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I came to visit and had lunch at a fancy restaurant and you invited a load of snooty women and some stole my lunch money
which was in your cash, while the rest of my money was in my cash
it was odd but I got mad and decided I wouldn't go anywhere else so I went back to my hotel to play Donkey Kong 3.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

*consults Freud*
I think this means you want to sleep with your father.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*consults herself*
You're wrong.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Here's something lolwacky
In america, they call TK Maxx TJ Maxx. How wrong is that?????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

About as wrong as the UK calling TJ Maxx TKMaxx I reckon.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

i no rite????
Talk about your two nations divided by a common language...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I don't care though because TJ Maxx is shit.
It's basically a thrift store with expensive clothing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Order online

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)