She knows that I only attract top quality totty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh dear b4sh banned by gaz :(((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Hahahaha I bet you're suicidal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm having a hard time of it on b3ta at the moment
All I seem to attract is bullying and rejection :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I can't imagine why...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

THAT@S MY THINKING
Alright treacle, how are you? Apart from the washing line nightmare, I was going to suggest that you clear the dog shit out of the garden every once in a while, but got distracted. Putting up a washing line is the stuff of morons, so surely you can give it a go?

Hope this helps xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Oh man, Rory
I wish I gave a shit what you thought. Yeah, that would be totally AWESOME!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Hello b3th, how is your husband's heart condition?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Hi Gonz
No change, I'm afraid. Still hanging in there...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

That's a shame, show him some ankle, should you be so daring, that'll get the resting heart rate up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I'm quite poorly today, thrown up a few times, but I have SUPERDOOPER INFLIXNAB ____DOUBLE DOSE___ tomoroow, been waiting for it since around december.
So if you want to roll play some hawt NHS action, I can pretty much at the moment to evacuate any and all orathasis at once at any point in time, except perhaps my ears. Fancy sharing some alchole rubs?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

OH WOE IS ME !!!!
Christ, when you can't get some sympathy on /OT then you _know_ is Dire Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

people are still trying to figure out if orathasis means orifices.
I got loads of beef the other day. I'm going to be making pies and stews and all sorts.

I also have a brisket and am led to believe by American sit-coms that Jewish people are best at cooking brisket and therefore you must have a recipe.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Yup, that's the one.
You want to be making some Salt Beef for sandwiches, I can't give you a recipy I'm afraid (try and find 'evelyn rose' recipie), but I can tell you to look in the jewish section of your supermarket for Chrain (sometimes known as 'beatroot and horseraddish condiment'), Mrs Elswood Sweet And Sour Cucumbers, and ___real__ bagels.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

and potato ludkas.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

mmm, salt beef
now that's a fucking good idea.

I was thinking of doing it as a sort of pot roast or something.

I'm not sure any of the supermarkets around here have a jewish section. Devon isn't very ethnically or culturally diverse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I know the only Iranian in Devon, fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

doesn't surprise me
there are a lot of Poles, and Asian students, but not a good mix otherwise.

This has a massively detrimental affect on the cuisine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

If you have any greek/turkish Delis, they'll have it in too =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I need to check out if there are any of those around
because I fucking love Turkish food.

hmm, apparently there is a Greek restaurant really close to my house.

edit: actually the first website I saw it on had the location totally wrong. stupid fools
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

One day Rory!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Sorry, I was called by my boss I couldn't answer before
What was that about? Is Rory coming on Sat? I don't mind if you think he's nice, but when he talks with me he's usually a bit rude.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Don't worry petal.
He turns up here pretending he wants to come to bashes and then pretends I've gazzed him a message that he can't come.


It's his little joke.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I see
It's just him being as nice as always...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I think he's misunderstood.
I find him very entertaining.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)