Are you asking out of morbid curiosity
Or as an attempt to justify your output?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not sure anything could justify his output.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

your mum
biiiiatch
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Hah, she's single again.
She said yesterday "I want to get on Facebook, there's a few old boyfriends I could get in touch with." Put me right off my spicy beanburger.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

spicy beanburger stroke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Pffft that too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

there are some things that a son should never hear

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

My mother, shortly before my dad died
went on a date with someone. I gave her a condom and jokingly said 'now, you're not going to need this, are you? But better safe than sorry and all that.' When she came home I asked her if she had anything to return to me and she said 'you really wouldn't want it now.'

Bleurgh.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Hahaha!
How old was she at the time?
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

41, I think
I was a couple of weeks shy of being 16.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Wow, you obviously take after your mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

For having sex before I was 16?
who says I did? They handed out free condoms at school with alarming regularity.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

So around my age then : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

There's not much that makes me squirm...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

out of curiousity after a conversation with my perverted friend.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

wanking isn't perversion
it's just sometimes a necessity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)