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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how often do you have a wank?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:16, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
To be honest, I haven't got the energy to even muster a lazy lob on at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
About every day.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Alright Noel?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'd love to say yes
but the past few days have been pretty stressful. Quiet night in tonight though, gonna head to bed with a book in a short while. Things settled back down now?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Swap you.
I thought they had, but... constant undermining by the grandparents is not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Aha, I wondered what that was.
I reckon a sword on your belt would help. A nice long sharp sword in a sheath. It'll give you an air of purpose and remind people that you can fuck them up if they cross you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I'm ready to blow big style with them.
They're really not helping our cause at all. They just pander to him, whilst simultaneously complaining that he's taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
"Here's a box of Worther's Original Chocolates, now stay the fuck out of it."

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Sorry to hear that DG.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
"if you like their rules, go live with them"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
They wouldn't last a fucking week.
I'm tempted though, really sorely tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Sorry to whinge on and stuff, btw.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
if the grandparents will have them, I'd do it
I don't have kids, but I know my dad, and if I did that, they'd be begging to come back before the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
They think they have equal say on how he's brought up, though.
Yet are completely unwilling to take any responsibility for their complicity in his actions.

Any good points he has are intrinsic, yet any shittiness is down to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
if all parties are game
then I think Kristine's scheme has merit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I would fucking love to.
Swipey's bash is going to be a test of nerve. We'll be taking SJ's key from him, delivering him to his grandparent's, and taking their's from them as well because we can't trust them not to let him have access to the house.

That'll go down like a turd in a swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Change the locks.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Skint.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
don't blame you at all though
must be hard having to deal with the grandparents and their attitude, but you are definitely going the right way about it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Fanny + sew + shut.
Remember that, Vippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
but they're not the fucking parents are they?
I obviously don't know the whole story.
But, if you know the kid(s) are safe, and the grandparents will have them, send them off. It'll relieve some stress off you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Try telling them that.
Like I say they think they have equal say, even when we try and point out that we need to be consistent and supportive of each other.

I'm getting angry now, I think I'll go and mash my head with a hammer to relieve the fucking tension. I can't wait until I finish work, one less pile of shite to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
It sounds harsh
but since you seem to be going through a rough period with him, maybe scale back the interaction with the grandparents for a couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
That would be an idea
but short of tying him to his bed, I can't see that working.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
this makes me so mad
and I don't even know them
I'm sorry you have to deal with that, but if it continues you'll probably have to keep them away
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I've met them and they're lovely.
They just love their only grandchild and I think, don't fully understand the implications of his mental state and the need for firm and consistent handling of him.

Am I right DG?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I think you've hit the nail on the head, there.
Plus a bit of overcompensating. *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I didn't say they weren't, I don't know them.
But they're not his parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
There is this as well.
I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
If they're undermining you and your wifey then you need to keep them away or at least talk to them until they understand what they're doing is hurting your family.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
They only live a ten minute walk away though
and it's on the way to his school. Try telling him not to call in for a fag on his way there or back.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)
sorry man, I don't know any kid that hangs out with his grandparents that much

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)
kill them

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
How's the camcorder thing going?
I signed up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Thanks hon.
I'd say "in the bag" as this morning I had five mutual friends who liked it and now I have 45. I reckon maybe 25+ of those are through me but who knows, it's going for four weeks and I'm loathe to spam it again, so someone might overtake me I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
me too, I didn't read it, can you give me a brief synopsis.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Pimp thing, daughter gets camcorder.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
word

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Recently, I can't leave myself alone for one minute.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
This'll keep me warm in bed tonight.
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
are we talking literally or figuratively?
because if it's figuratively, I'd say never...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Every time Halley's Comet comes round.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
1987 + 79 years + Woodside being younger than me
You'll be bouncing about on bollock spacehoppers lad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
THE FORCE OF IT WILL SMASH WINDOWS.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
The force of your restrained jism
Will destroy many things. In a distressing fucking shower of jism.

Are you arseing about with codes? My withered finger points at you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Yes.*
* No
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
That either is or isn't naughty
If you've done what I think you've done take it to /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I'm genuinely puzzled now, what do you think I've done.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Do ignore ye above.
Delightfully drunken confusion on TD's part. x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
1987 + 79 years + Woodside being younger than me
You'll be bouncing about on bollock spacehoppers lad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
BOING BOING

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
1987 + 79 years + Woodside being younger than me
You'll be bouncing about on bollock spacehoppers lad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
1987 + 79 years + Woodside being younger than me
You'll be bouncing about on bollock spacehoppers lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I've got some great tickets for Squeeze at the Phil

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I'm not sure if you want to squeeze him
after that information
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Are you asking out of morbid curiosity
Or as an attempt to justify your output?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I'm not sure anything could justify his output.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
your mum
biiiiatch
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Hah, she's single again.
She said yesterday "I want to get on Facebook, there's a few old boyfriends I could get in touch with." Put me right off my spicy beanburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

spicy beanburger stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Pffft that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
there are some things that a son should never hear

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
My mother, shortly before my dad died
went on a date with someone. I gave her a condom and jokingly said 'now, you're not going to need this, are you? But better safe than sorry and all that.' When she came home I asked her if she had anything to return to me and she said 'you really wouldn't want it now.'

Bleurgh.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Hahaha!
How old was she at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
41, I think
I was a couple of weeks shy of being 16.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Wow, you obviously take after your mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
For having sex before I was 16?
who says I did? They handed out free condoms at school with alarming regularity.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
So around my age then : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
There's not much that makes me squirm...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
out of curiousity after a conversation with my perverted friend.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
wanking isn't perversion
it's just sometimes a necessity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Really not that often
my libido is pretty low unless there's someone in front of me I want to jump on, in which case I tend to jump on them repeatedly until they complain.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
loved up.....

(CheatingRabbit, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Sickeningly so.

(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
You make me vomit.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Wafer thin?

(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Bit of a niche kink, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
The best song Def Leppard never wrote.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
It seems like they've managed a month now without a hissy fit, maybe the passion is gone and they don't care anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
No, I'm just training him not to be so bloody silly all the time.

(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Bleeeeuuuuurrrrrrghhhh.
*dodges carrots*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
It is a medical fact that the more orgasms you give yourself the more you will orgasm and the quality will improve also.
This applies to women. Don't know about men.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I'm not sure I got that...
come again..?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
harharhar!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I genuinely did not know that
erm. Back in a minute?
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
You must have been off school the day they did 'wanking studies'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I went to a posh school
we didn't have wanking studies.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I hope they taught you
to wash your hands
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Well of course
that's just manners. Nobody wants a handful of somebody elses mingegerms.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
That
would be more niche than vomit....
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
And yet some people are happy to have a mouthful.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
At posh school
It was probably called 'biology' or some other fancy word that doesn't really mean anything in particular...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Wish I'd known this at your age.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I thought you did.
Or were the reports of another tremor in Christchurch Aus nothing to do with you having one of your super-orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Pfft! If only.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Christchurch is in NZ.

(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
It won't be by the time Blousie has finished
Such is the POWER of her pelvic pulse!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I keep telling my mrs this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I keep telling your mrs this too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
no amount of it could ever help you bring a woman to orgasm
you're repulsive corpulence is just too much for them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
How does that work Vipros..
Do you get home from work and say, 'Evening love, hope you've had a good day. I'll put dinner on, you sit down.. watch Eggheads and have a wank'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I would laugh myself silly if my boyfriend walked in and said this
and, to be fair, I'd likely then do as I was told. Maybe not to Eggheads though.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
More of a Weakest Link kinda girl eh....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
are you talking about wanking over the weakest link?
That's dangerously close to russian roulette for a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Well berk said she wasn't sure if she'd have a wank to Eggheads.
So I just assumed she'd rather have a rummage to the sights and sounds of Ann Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
but what if it's Darth's episode?
what has been thought can never be unthought.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
So to be clear.
You are thinking about berk having a wank, whilst watching the Weakest Link. But more specifically, you are hoping that it is the episode with Darth in it.

God you're weird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Did you see my limerick I wrote you earlier?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
No I missed it
Linky please!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1236413
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
heh heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I simply loved it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
in a nutshell
it's not necessarily the more she gives herself though.

I use it to suggest we get down to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
You dirty little boy : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
nothing dirty about it!
well...not always!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
That sounds like a fantastic start to the evening.
Hello all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I am right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Are you imagining that your fingers are dressed up as an orc?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Green all over

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
If you roll a double 6 do you have an extra special orgasm that kills goblins?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Just don't botch the roll
(wait...perhaps no one will get that...erm...)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Eerrr, to wank you have to get your privates out, I don't even shower without my swimming trunks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
you must have stinky nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I'd rather have slinky nuts!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
straight out of your wank bank, Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
that one is certainly
flexible
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
From my 'special' W:\ drive!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Nah', I load my little plastic net thing with shower gel and put it in my trunks.... but I don't look.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
and rub really, really hard.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I dab at it like a bear catching salmon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
this is why I love b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Because you get to imagine Gonz giving little gonz a gentlemans wash?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'm so transparent

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I thought a gentleman's wash was a quick spray of lynx?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gentleman's%20Wash
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
well at least it's polite

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Evening Captain
You missed out on my racing tip earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)
racing tip: go faster
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)
It was a proper tip, for a proper horse and everything!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
really?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Yeah!
And those who followed the tip WON CASH!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
woah
good work - were you a winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Yeah
It wasn't a big bet 'cos the tip was for the horse to be placed, rather than win.

I think the biggest winner was Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)
cool
now make a new thread to entertain me until bed time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
What sort of theme would you like for my new thread

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
well you're the one with a lucky touch today
so you can decide
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)
ah
right then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Obviously it might be different in WsM
Where a quick squirt of Lynx round the under-crackers will be deemed good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)
it'd taste funny, though
or she might be allergic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)
How RUDE!
I have certainly never been so insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
srsly?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
loljk
I've been insulted my whole life. I'me pretty well practised at it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I'll bet if you went on the pier
No one would insult you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I'll bet you've been more insulted in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
every time.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:19, Reply)

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