It is a medical fact that the more orgasms you give yourself the more you will orgasm and the quality will improve also.
This applies to women. Don't know about men.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not sure I got that...
come again..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

harharhar!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I genuinely did not know that
erm. Back in a minute?
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

You must have been off school the day they did 'wanking studies'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I went to a posh school
we didn't have wanking studies.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I hope they taught you
to wash your hands
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Well of course
that's just manners. Nobody wants a handful of somebody elses mingegerms.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

That
would be more niche than vomit....
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

And yet some people are happy to have a mouthful.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

At posh school
It was probably called 'biology' or some other fancy word that doesn't really mean anything in particular...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Wish I'd known this at your age.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I thought you did.
Or were the reports of another tremor in Christchurch Aus nothing to do with you having one of your super-orgasms?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Pfft! If only.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Christchurch is in NZ.

(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

It won't be by the time Blousie has finished
Such is the POWER of her pelvic pulse!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I keep telling my mrs this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I keep telling your mrs this too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

no amount of it could ever help you bring a woman to orgasm
you're repulsive corpulence is just too much for them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

How does that work Vipros..
Do you get home from work and say, 'Evening love, hope you've had a good day. I'll put dinner on, you sit down.. watch Eggheads and have a wank'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I would laugh myself silly if my boyfriend walked in and said this
and, to be fair, I'd likely then do as I was told. Maybe not to Eggheads though.
(berk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

More of a Weakest Link kinda girl eh....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

are you talking about wanking over the weakest link?
That's dangerously close to russian roulette for a b3tan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Well berk said she wasn't sure if she'd have a wank to Eggheads.
So I just assumed she'd rather have a rummage to the sights and sounds of Ann Robinson.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

but what if it's Darth's episode?
what has been thought can never be unthought.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

So to be clear.
You are thinking about berk having a wank, whilst watching the Weakest Link. But more specifically, you are hoping that it is the episode with Darth in it.

God you're weird.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Did you see my limerick I wrote you earlier?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

No I missed it
Linky please!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1236413
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

heh heh heh
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I simply loved it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

in a nutshell
it's not necessarily the more she gives herself though.

I use it to suggest we get down to it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

You dirty little boy : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

nothing dirty about it!
well...not always!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

That sounds like a fantastic start to the evening.
Hello all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)