*Sings*
Happy Birthday too you
I fucking hate morrissey
I fucking hate morrissey
Because he is a massive twat
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shall I see him at Glastonbury,
I'm thinking yes, I should.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I wouldn't
he's almost as much of a shitcunt as Bono
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah but he might have a little rant about eating meat
which I'll find amusing while eating a burger stoned.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

it'll be a bit like watching a clown

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Morrisey makes me hate vegetarians
He did a gig near me and insisted all meat was removed from the premises and then went and bought all the meat in the market next door because he didn't want it even in the building next door to him.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

he's such a complete cock

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard
A vegetarian buying meat. Has he no concept of supply and demand?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

It made the sun
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article49647.ece
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I hate his face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I hate his EVERTHING!

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm glad he donated it instead of chucking it away
All the same, if you disapprove of animals being killed and eaten, buying a load of meat is hardly likely to make butchers think twice about the ethics of their profession
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

he's a stupid cunt.
there's no more to it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

He wears leather shoes because
“there is simply no sensible alternative.”

Twat
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

OK, I was wrong; THIS is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
There is absolutely no point whatsoever being a vegetarian if you wear leather shoes. Where does he think leather comes from?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1237066
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

The man is a complete idiot.
This is what got me: www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13709060

Away from sanctimonious pricks, I think I've finished my book!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Morrissey is a twat
whilst Bono steers more to the cunt side of things. They are the same but different, like two sides of a genitalia coin.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I like what you've done here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

*polite applause*
How are you today mate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Well she was still there when I got home
She was in a foul mood, not with me but with Akira who asked for some milk and when the wife didn't get her any she helped herself and spilled it everywhere. I took both daughters on a nice walk to Tesco and bought myself three bottles of Old Peculiar and a pound of Sirloin steak. Wife went to bed and watched Game of Thones and the previous days comments were not mentioned.

p.s. Morrissey is a massive twat, pass it on!
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Well, that's an improvement on her not being there, shirley?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I don't think calling her Shirley is going to help mate

P.S. Morissey is a massive twat, pass it on!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You make a good point
I've put the Morrissey thing on facebook, that might spread in an entertaining way...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I don't know. I would have been quite happy if mr b3th hadn't been there when I got home
which would have been quite hard, as we were together all fucking day yesterday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well, if you will run computer courses for him you've got to expect to spend time together.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

One of you should really leave the house at some point during the day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

We both did
Just, at the same time, and together.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

There's clearly a strong case of being attached at the hip
This can be cured through a mild series of strokes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Angry at him, or just angry in general?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Just fed up
He keeps nagging at every little bastard thing. It's my fault for marrying an autistic control freak.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Ahh, not good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

and for some light relief you log on here?
The home of the autistic control freak?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

FUCK YEAH ! SORRID AFFAIR AND REBOUND SEX !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Sorry, let me just recompose my self for a moment, I don't know where that came from *cough cough*.
Oh no, that's terrible, do you think he's taking you for granted? I think Men turn crazy when they hit a cirtain age.... no, no, I'm not suggesting the awnser is to make him jelous, make him realise what he is missing. Well, I guess it can't do any halm if we go Theater and Claridges, on his card, give him a bit of a shock when he reads his statement. It doesn't mean anything, maybe it'll click for him. I'm pretty sure your cousin won't mind you stayed the night at hers, just say you got drunk and couldn't drive home. Yeah', as friends, of course.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

At least he isn't Morrissey

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's true
If he was also a limp wristed talentless vegetarian twat, I would definitely be in trouble.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

all fucking fucking all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I was pleased to see she was there
But only because it proved me right mwahahahaha
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Glad things aren't quite as bleak as they looked yesterday mate
Also; take three smug points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I recommend you both sit down and have a chat about things.
I know men hate this sort of thing but really it's the only way to stop problems within a relationship escalating.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

What about the wings though?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I'm going to regret asking this.
Wut?
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You were doing a Claire Rayner with your 'relationship advice'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I don't know much about relationships Rory but I do know that talking about stuff is always helpful in any situation.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Why would I listen to you
Is it your birthday or something?

Actually last time I tried to sit down and talk sensibly she told me she wanted me to see a doctor because her mum had told her I was probably bipolar.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh!
Bitches be crazy PJ.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'm not bipolarbear!
I'm going to go over here and cry and laugh at the same time if thats ok
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)