I think that last thread has probably died.
Time for a new one?

Question/challenge- alternative birthday lyrics for BGB.

Alt- Explain why you are brilliant. Or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:28, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happy birthday to me
I'm old and horny
I like you young man
So come and sit on my knee
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

an interesting idea
but the mechanics are far from fine
for a succesful completion
You'd need to sit on mine.

/happybirthdayandallthatjazz
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Haha!
Fanks!
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Suppose I should have a crack at this
Happy birthday to you
Do you like fondue?
If you don't, then that's fine,
And I'll bid you adieu!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's quiet this morning weighty.
You at work?
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Yup.
A lovely day outside, and I'm stuck in the office.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

working sucks doesn't it?
at least I get to go home today, and then only have two more weeks of this blasted secondment to go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Sometimes.
I would love to figure out a way to go freelance so I can sit in the garden with a laptop and a decent cup of coffee.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I'd love to not have to work doing something I don't particularly enjoy for too long on too many days
unfortunately by the time I realised that I would rather do something else it kind of got a bit too late.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You're a surfer, aren't you Vippers?
Have you seen in the news today that white tipped sharks have been spotted off the Cornish coast? Apparently they are man-eaters. It's on the BBC website this morning.

Just saying.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

yeah, saw that last night
white tip isn't it?

interesting stuff. It's a long way from where I surf though. Except in a couple of weeks when I'll be down that way for my stag do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

what, here?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

that is outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Oceanic white tips are pelagics, hence the name.
Unless you're surfing several miles offshore they won't be anywhere near you.

Also, I call "bullshit". White tips need water above about 20 degrees C to survive. I don't think Cornwall has that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

2 seperate reports made to St Ives harbour master's office, according to the Beeb.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

by retards more than likely
it probably was a shark, just not the sort they thought.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

There's at least one story a year about great whites off the Cornish coast
There's never been any piece of vaguely conclusive evidence, and great whites at least have the necessary internal heat exchangers to survive in cold UK waters.

Perhaps this year's attention-seeking fantasists are going for a different flavour of scary toothy fish?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I don't think anyone who lives down this way actually takes it seriously
and if it keeps some Northerners off our beaches then I'm all for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

neither of which were from qualified marine biologists
nor accompanyied by photos, decent descriptions, or any evidence whatsoever that these are white tips except that "they had white tipped dorsal fins"

Which is rather like me claiming that the cat that lives next door to me is a leopard because it's a bit spotty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You are Richard Dreyfus
AICMFP
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

*needs a bigger boat*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

"Here's to swimming with bow-legged women"

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*Walks away with tipex in my pocket, whistling the tune to drunken salor*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

it very much does not have that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Never too late, I always think.
Could do with getting out of the office though. Or just something that pays a decent living wage.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

true
thing is, my job pays well, and until my mrs gets paid what she deserves (which is more than me) then I can't try and do something else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Always circumstances!
Time to change mine, I reckon.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Same here and I don't have a window to the outside : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It's worse having a window
I have to sit and look across open fields to the Pentlands on one side and the Firth of Forth on the other, in glorious sunshine, and know I'm stuck at work

Of course, I'm not actually, I could fuck off outside whenever I wanted, but then I'm a lucky cunt in that respect
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You don't?
That's a shame. I always think exposure to natural light is important to remain healthy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

and sane

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

This is why I go out at lunch most days.
I get stir crazy if I don't.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I hope you treat yourself to a tuna surprise at lunchtime today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I might do that : )
Or I'll just have the usual.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

It's your birthday. Have tuna surprise.
And a cake. Cake on your birthday is very important.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

No cake.
I'm trying to keep the weight off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

But you can have a cake today.
It's the law.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It won't be the first time I've broken the law Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I wonder if there is some bio-chemical response to sunlight?
I know that vitamin D is produced in the skin, but that's all I know. Anyone else?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I suspect the mighty badger might know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Biologist by trade?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Biochemical Engineer.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I was going for the "all-round smart-arse" angle
but whatever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

that too ;)
also "international cunt"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

was going to say that
"biochemical engineer, all-round smart-arse, international cunt" would be a good sig, but frankly your current one will take some beating
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

yeah. vitamin D is produced in direct response to sunlight
Although not through windows, as it's probably UV triggered and glass is a UV filter. Although I might be wrong about the UV thing, I haven't checked. But I think that's why SAD lamps are useless for vit D deficiency.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I heard that as glass is a UV filter and bees see using UV that they can't see through glass
what do you make of that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

makes sense
Glass is def a UV filter, that's why you don't get sunburnt through windows.

The vitamin D thing interests me as I've suffered from mild psoriasis since I moved up to Scotland. UV therapy works, but then so does going abroad in the summer. But vit D supplements make no difference. Interesting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Is it true that shortbread absorbs Vitimin D?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

from what? the air?
Edit - doh, sorry, too slow this morning. Very good. Haggis would have engabled me to get it quicker, mind you..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

If glass is a UV filter how come UV tubes in tanning beds are made of glass?
Explain that one scientists? 100% proof of the existence of God!
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

they aren't.
the tubes are made of doped quartz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it depends on the glass it would seem
glass on those sort of tubes is particularly thin, and possibly has some weird additive or something.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

like not being glass ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

always learning!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

well, to be fair
you can call it glass, I'm being pedantic. It's fused quartz rather than just fused silica, or rather a high percentage quartz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Heavy Glass

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

See you can't explain it
God exists
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Well, even if I couldn't explain it
lack of a convincing explanation otherwise does not somehow justify the existence of a bearderd sky wizard. In the same way that lack of evidence either way does not demonstrate the existence of an invisible pygmy aberdeen angus in the corner of my office.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Yeh but prove God doesn't exist!
You can't so he 100% does and is totally in control of our life's. FACT!
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I don't need to.
I don't need to prove there isn't an invisible silent heatless-fire breathing dragon in my garage, either, because to all extents and purposes that matter there is no difference between that and no dragon at all.

/Sagans
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'm currently reading a book
where God comes back from a fishing holiday (from Renaissance until present day) and finds that the world has got all fucked up. He goes to see Jesus who is having a jam with Jimi Hendrix, and ends up sending him back to Earth to sort things out.

He fails to do so by the old method, so he tries forming a band which doesn't go anywhere, so he basically goes on American X Factor.

That is as far as I have got. It's fairly amusing though, if riddled with temporal anomolies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I fucking hate temporal anomolies.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I no rite?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Extreme fishing with Robson Green God on Channel 5
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

my mrs suffers quite badly from eczema
(not so much anymore unless stressed fortunately) and sunlight helps with that massively, but again I don't think vit D supplements do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Yes.
Time for a new one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I proved yesterday that rhyme is not my forté
Alt: Because I did something stupid last night that scared my friends, but made the takeaway people laugh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I finally came up with a limerick this morning whilst in the shower
No I don't know why I was thinking about Darth in the shower, but let's put that to one side for now.

Young Darth had a terrible itch
In his ringpiece was inserted a stitch
Despite a rectal prolapse
He still managed to gasp
“MARTIN, 32, TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST, FROM NORWICH”
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Not bad.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I like this a lot.
*clicks*
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Cheers!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Shitehawk!
The one I did for you had you banging your ex's sister!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Sorry mate, it was an open goal!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It is quite good to be fair

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Happy birthday dear blousie
My hair is all mousey
And Roota's kinda scousey
Happy birthday dear blousie
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Alt: Ms Foxtrot's stepsister who lives in New Zealand thinks I am
They had a big pre-wedding girls' meal last night and apparently she kept banging on about how awesome I am. Poor dear.

Happy Birthday Blousie! Hope you hav an awesome day. I am shit at rhyming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

This may help
Words that rhyme with you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Thank you
Sadly I am too hungover and lazy to do it anyway. Remind me later.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Thanks Darth.
Boring day but looking forward to the weekend.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I'm not :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Wassup Rory.
Still reeling from the bashbanning?
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Believe
I'd even washed my favourite 'comedy' t-shirt, and mummy had sorted out my dosette box of meds for my crippling asbergers. She also secretly packed a condom just in case I found anyone collapsed at some point; all ruined now.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

The trouble is that you're too keen and needy.
It puts people off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'll have to /links b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

*Sings*
Happy Birthday too you
I fucking hate morrissey
I fucking hate morrissey
Because he is a massive twat
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Shall I see him at Glastonbury,
I'm thinking yes, I should.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I wouldn't
he's almost as much of a shitcunt as Bono
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah but he might have a little rant about eating meat
which I'll find amusing while eating a burger stoned.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

it'll be a bit like watching a clown

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Morrisey makes me hate vegetarians
He did a gig near me and insisted all meat was removed from the premises and then went and bought all the meat in the market next door because he didn't want it even in the building next door to him.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

he's such a complete cock

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard
A vegetarian buying meat. Has he no concept of supply and demand?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

It made the sun
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article49647.ece
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I hate his face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I hate his EVERTHING!

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm glad he donated it instead of chucking it away
All the same, if you disapprove of animals being killed and eaten, buying a load of meat is hardly likely to make butchers think twice about the ethics of their profession
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

he's a stupid cunt.
there's no more to it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

He wears leather shoes because
“there is simply no sensible alternative.”

Twat
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

OK, I was wrong; THIS is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
There is absolutely no point whatsoever being a vegetarian if you wear leather shoes. Where does he think leather comes from?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1237066
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

The man is a complete idiot.
This is what got me: www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13709060

Away from sanctimonious pricks, I think I've finished my book!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Morrissey is a twat
whilst Bono steers more to the cunt side of things. They are the same but different, like two sides of a genitalia coin.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I like what you've done here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

*polite applause*
How are you today mate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Well she was still there when I got home
She was in a foul mood, not with me but with Akira who asked for some milk and when the wife didn't get her any she helped herself and spilled it everywhere. I took both daughters on a nice walk to Tesco and bought myself three bottles of Old Peculiar and a pound of Sirloin steak. Wife went to bed and watched Game of Thones and the previous days comments were not mentioned.

p.s. Morrissey is a massive twat, pass it on!
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Well, that's an improvement on her not being there, shirley?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I don't think calling her Shirley is going to help mate

P.S. Morissey is a massive twat, pass it on!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You make a good point
I've put the Morrissey thing on facebook, that might spread in an entertaining way...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I don't know. I would have been quite happy if mr b3th hadn't been there when I got home
which would have been quite hard, as we were together all fucking day yesterday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well, if you will run computer courses for him you've got to expect to spend time together.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

One of you should really leave the house at some point during the day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

We both did
Just, at the same time, and together.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

There's clearly a strong case of being attached at the hip
This can be cured through a mild series of strokes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Angry at him, or just angry in general?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Just fed up
He keeps nagging at every little bastard thing. It's my fault for marrying an autistic control freak.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Ahh, not good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

and for some light relief you log on here?
The home of the autistic control freak?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

FUCK YEAH ! SORRID AFFAIR AND REBOUND SEX !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Sorry, let me just recompose my self for a moment, I don't know where that came from *cough cough*.
Oh no, that's terrible, do you think he's taking you for granted? I think Men turn crazy when they hit a cirtain age.... no, no, I'm not suggesting the awnser is to make him jelous, make him realise what he is missing. Well, I guess it can't do any halm if we go Theater and Claridges, on his card, give him a bit of a shock when he reads his statement. It doesn't mean anything, maybe it'll click for him. I'm pretty sure your cousin won't mind you stayed the night at hers, just say you got drunk and couldn't drive home. Yeah', as friends, of course.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

At least he isn't Morrissey

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's true
If he was also a limp wristed talentless vegetarian twat, I would definitely be in trouble.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

all fucking fucking all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I was pleased to see she was there
But only because it proved me right mwahahahaha
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Glad things aren't quite as bleak as they looked yesterday mate
Also; take three smug points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I recommend you both sit down and have a chat about things.
I know men hate this sort of thing but really it's the only way to stop problems within a relationship escalating.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

What about the wings though?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I'm going to regret asking this.
Wut?
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You were doing a Claire Rayner with your 'relationship advice'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I don't know much about relationships Rory but I do know that talking about stuff is always helpful in any situation.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Why would I listen to you
Is it your birthday or something?

Actually last time I tried to sit down and talk sensibly she told me she wanted me to see a doctor because her mum had told her I was probably bipolar.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh!
Bitches be crazy PJ.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'm not bipolarbear!
I'm going to go over here and cry and laugh at the same time if thats ok
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It strikes me that I didn't write Blousie a limerick yesterday, so I must remedy this immediately.
At b3ta, we're miserable gits
As humans, we're really the pits
But though she's a sinner
Our Blousie's a winner
'Cos she's got magnificent tits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Good work, Internet Nemesis
Morning x
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Morning you
Does Ms F have an awesome hangover today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

She was actually quite perky this morning
I think it helped that I didn't get up til gone half 8. She obviously had a great time last night.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

well, you weren't there..

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Best way to guarantee a good night out
Very noble of me to hide upstairs when they got back to ensure continued enjoyment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I tell you what, kid
If my house was filled with drunk women who'd been on a hen night, I'd be hiding upstairs too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Huzzah!
*grins like a loon*
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I sent you some cayke on fb too

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Thanks babe!

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hey a new thread COOL lets all go participate in that one.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)