For fucks sake stop saying everyone new is someone else
turns this place into some inpenetratable place where no new people come and it'll just end up turning really shit repetative bollocks. 10 people saying the same jokes every day until they all want to kill themselves. I only have one problem with the newbie, he deletes threads. I'm sure he's exactly who he says he is.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:13, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

turning?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It already is shit repetative bollocks
That's why memes do so well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Who sung this?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

OMG YOU RAPIST

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

LOL POLEDANCE

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

LOL POSH TORY

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yours is better :(
How are you anyhow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Not bad thanks. Better than I was last week.
You?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Alright cheers. One exam left
what happened last week? (Not been around a lot- said exams)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Good luck with your last one!
Horrible unidentified illness that delayed my Download trip till the Friday. But I'm ok now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Thanks
Sorry to hear that, hope you had a brilliant rest of Download anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I did ta,
It was incredible. My favourite guitarist looked at me. It was a beautiful moment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

:D glad to hear it
I'm envious as hell though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Are you off to Soni again this year?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Not sure
I don't have the money really. Will go if I can get a cheaper ticket.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Tickets have been appearing on Scarlet Mist

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

They want face value though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Have you tried gumtree
There are often bargains to be had on there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

*cough* syphillis *cough*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Cock Tease
/can't think of any specific old memes about you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Just stick the word "tits" in there and its probably right.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

/Talk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

yeah this place is off the wall with innovation and refreshing ideas...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

It could be if we let new people in without the
"fuck off bert" salute you cunts all think is funny.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

where was this open attitude when I arrived then eh?
you hypocritical twunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Not saying it was ever good,
just that it can be better than now.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

So many people have opinions about this place but add nothing new to the mix.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah, I'm not an active user here at all am I?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

alright then
I expect your Jerry Maguire esque manifesto on my desk by Monday morning
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Only if I can steal your goldfish

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I thought it was a term of endearment.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Why have you got your knickers in such a twist Chompy?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Lack of fat in his diet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

He's got a point.
Old joke is old and not funny.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Honestly, I left my fags at home.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

There are these things called shops, right

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

He's on a diet Darth!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

As compared to full fat Darth?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Fags are an appetite suppressant
If he's trying not to eat and is a regular smoker then no wonder he's grouchy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Nicotine withdrawal feels somewhat like hunger.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I get the same feeling after eating crisps with MSG on while trying to concentrate

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I agree with Chompy here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

so much this
I notice that it's mainly relative newcomers who say it.

By which I mean Bobby.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)