Can I be the new new guy?
My exams finish tomorrow, which I'm glad about.

PS fuck off I'm not bert.
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Join in dude.
Just don't question my working class credentials or I'll go all freefair on yo ass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Tell him to shit the fuck off.
That always works on noobs.

Except (s)he's not a noob, and definitely not bert from what I can make out by the profile.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

It's definitely a mentally ill person

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Aren't we all, Gary?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I mean like, a nutter.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Aren't we all, Gary?
I mean, you're marrying a Scottishman and stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

God help me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Me, or the ex-council house thread deleter?

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

No not you.
You're probably the fat fella from over the road.
THAT TOWEL DOES NOT COVER YOU ENOUGH.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I do larping, it's my loincloth.
(I don't, it's not).
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

oh dear :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I have a feeling that they're ALL Pistonbroke
Just a hunch, like.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

You think?
Why would Piston/ Jimbob do that? Unless it's for new comedy material for his standup sets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

fairly certain
That "The Luggage" is pistonbroke.

I posted that, and immediately the whole lot disappeared.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Piston is weightedcompanioncube?
Are you sure? Then who is freefair?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I've been right before
I've kept quiet about it and passed them to Roota.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

This is true.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I am Sapphire to your Steele
Or whichever way round it was.

And Cagney and Lacey.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Can we be Dempsey and Makepeace?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

If you want
I was also very wrong once and still feel bad about it, so I'm not a shit-hot assistant 'tec really.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)

When were you wrong?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I don't think you were.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

No, it was Raymondluxuryyacht under a new name
I thought it was Batshit.

Raymond was/is a badly fucked up in the head guy, but in a good way and really we picked on him a bit that night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Oh that.
Meh, he was a cunt to dj, who's sound. It's me who's
a cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Still feel bad though
I think his last incarnation was Alfonso Bongo.

But this isn't social services.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)

It can't be.
He seems so...............normal.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'm not sure what is worse.
Being accused of being an inbred jug-eared sister fucker, or being Piston.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Being Piston.
Pop up pirate and that.

Did you ever see his standup?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I tried.
I failed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Not as badly as he did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

That works for me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I'm not pistonbroke, thankyouverymuch.
The post deleting was thanks to FreeFair.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Freefair really is a prize bellend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Yup.
There was something that didn't smell right about him when he was posting, but I decided to ride it out and see what happened.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I just think he's a kid.
An idiotic kid at that. When I was his age, I was halfway through my A Levels, smoking massive amounts of weed and listening to Sisters of Mercy, Tricky, Joy Division, Goldie and Pantera.

And I understood basic facts about politics and democracy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)

When I was his age, The Matrix was out.
God that makes me feel old.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

The Matrix is fucking shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

The sequels certainly are.
The original is an OK film if you can leave your brain in a jar at the cinema foyer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I was sixteen.
I didn't really give a shit about important things like plot, or character development. It had explosions and (for the time) mind-bending special effects. Now it just looks really, really dated.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

No, the original is fucking shit.
It's for 'edgy' cyber 'goths' who want to show their 'intellectualism' by loving a ropy, poorly plotted special effects laden moron film.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Like I said.
I was sixteen.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

The first time I saw it at the cinema
I thought it was terrible. In the light of the sequels it's like Citizen Kane / Apocalypse Now / the Godfather / Debbie Does Dallas *insert classic movie of choice*


I have not watched any of these films, btw
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

When I was his age, it was almost 5 years ago
...ARGH OH GOD

Actually, when I was at his point academically, it was 4 years ago. But still.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

When I was his age
he wasn't even born.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I'm going to see the Sisters again in November
at Camden Roundhouse, with Clendrix.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Hmmmm
Remember when there were loads of Neils in that Young Ones episode...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

"Hello Neil"
"Hello Neil".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Last night was the first time I ever used the phrase 'shit the fuck off'.
I have of course ordered people to 'shit off' before, but last night was the debut of the combi swear version.

I hope you liked it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

It got a round of applause from me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Shucks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Alright Lord Hoity-Toity
Did your butler type that out for you?

But on a serious note, are you all going to lambast me for being young, or do I have to be a spacker as well?
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

You're on here
and therefore a spacker by association. We have endless fun trying to eat ice cream and clapping our hands together. Sometimes at the same time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Once I did manage to run my own foot over whilst cycling.
Well, setting off anyway. I'm still not entirely sure how that happened.
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I once ran over my own finger while skateboarding.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

There is a trick called a fingerflip.
Is that what you were attempting?
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Nope.
Dunno what it's called. Stepped off, using frontside hand to lift, then 180d and jumped back on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

An impossible, maybe.
It was X and forward on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater anyway.
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

No.
An impossible is where you pop and then use the back foot to wrap the skateboard around your ankle, griptape side to the inside.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I stand corrected.

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I once stabbed my own cock whilst barbecuing in the nuddy.
Now the missus writes "your cock" on my penis, and "not your cock" on the sausages.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)