The only appropraite thing to eat if you're going to Glastonbury
is a farmer's cock, sheathed in a solid gold condom, paid for out of the proceeds of him running an overrated festival attended solely by guardian-reading, cardigan-wearing, tofu-eating, ME-suffering, homeopathic-soy-gluten-free arseholes.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Like me!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I suppose for you Chompy
Glasto is like Valhalla
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Hot white middle class liberal women
It's amazing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

So you're going with him then?
Oh yeah, I went there.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I wouldn't go to glastonbury if you paid me.
If I wanted to sleep in a tent next to a load of whittering fuckwits, posh students and pretentious arseholes I'd take my 3 seasons up to Oxford and pitch it on the steps of the fucking Ruskin.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

All posh people are awful and should be killed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I say, steady on old bean!
Severely maimed, at best.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I'm probably the "poshest" person here. i just hate reverse snobbery and was ironically pointing it out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I thought that was Monty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You may be right there, however I married well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

She was the lady of the manor
and you were the help?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Just like many families their fortune is gone, but they did start Nat West, bank rolled Darwin, had a house by Harrods and an island in the Caribbean
and a proper double barreled name, not a tacked together celebrity type.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Cool.
Is Daddy a member of a gentleman's club? If so, can we go and get lashed and act oikishly in it?

I love those places. I've been to the RAC Club a couple of times this year, it's amazing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Some of my friends are members at The East India club
I couldn't justify the outlay to usage ratio
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Fair point.
Snobbery in general is a bit shit. Unless it's about Lady Gaga or N-Dubz.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

^this
Or Tinie Tempah and Teensy Spider. FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Let's face it.
Most mainstream commercial music is shit. I've given up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

It's balls.
They look fucking ridiculous. This is how we are represented around the world.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Beehive hairdos, big hats and shitty music.
No wonder people don't like Brits abroad.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

How posh are you?

( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)