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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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Amen to that sister (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:26,
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Gonna get on the Franky-express lar!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:30,
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That would be boss.Two Tribes on a continuous loop. Apart rom at Christmas.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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You could listen to the Farm at Christmas.*All together now*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:33,
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That makes me cry a bitRemember when they released an Everton version?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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Is that like the Love Train?I used to like Holly Johnson.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:33,
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Me too.My family used to listen to his solo album in the car.
Remember when he was at death's door? Medical advances ftw.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:35,
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Blast?I still have that LP - Yes, I said LP! Vinyl FTW.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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When that came outI was right in the middle of my Americanophile phase. so I loved it. That's pretty much why I bought the album.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:38,
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This is my new thing short threads oPen to interpretationShould make me mega groovy , you dig?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Don't you fucking delete it you slippery cunt(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Like I would! Well I would but I won't
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:31,
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in a teenage circusrunning around like a clown on purpose.
/Mika lols
I wanted to be hot, popular and happy. These things never happened.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Oooh! Kinky.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:35,
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that;s a long way to goto get a kinky lay
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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I just found pictures from when I was 16 and one from when I was 17. These are some of the few pictures of me with short hair. Man I was more of a minger than I am now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:35,
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Sexiest zombie I ever saw (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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I think I should put that pictureup on my dating profile
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:38,
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I already have a pirate pictureand a picture of me as an ice hag. Almost like I never have my picture taken when I'm being me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:42,
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You are badass to the max(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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For some reason (possibly alcohol related)I read 'minger' as 'nigger'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:37,
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GRAN, STEP AWAY FROM THE SHERRY AND LEAVE THE DARKIES ALONE(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:38,
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I'd have to have had my head in bleach for thelast 18 years
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:39,
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I have teenage dreams.They're full of either random imagery or people doing senseless stuff like I imagine an acid trip would be.
In one I dreamed Wolves had got relegated and I kicked a chair through my classroom window.
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It doesn't even make senseBecause I'm not even a very big fan.
I have had other non sexual dreams that are very odd but I wouldn't share them on here.
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Plumdozer, did you speak?It says you posted but it's gone. WTF??
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:48,
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Oh I think I understand.I've got that 'kid' on ignore so if it was a response to him I can't see it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:51,
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I don't have anybody on ignore.Even prats like legless don't irk me enough to warrant ignoredom.
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I just can't be arsed so nowadays I ignore 'til they've fucked off, calmed down, or turned out to be the janitor(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:58,
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Unless it looks like he's Colclough, then I'll have his arse on a plate.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:05,
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Go and sit upon the grass and I shall come and sit beside you(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:08,
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One of his songs.I discovered it when Eddi Reader covered it on a b-side
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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There is really no needI sent Vipros a PM with a link to my FB page in it so he could confirm I am a 16 year old boy.
I trust him cause he's a long time user.
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Of rotary engines.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1242923
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:31,
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hypothetially speakingif a portion of frozen lamb stew had been put in the fridge Tuesday PM and was fully defrosted by Wednesday morning, if I had just eaten half a bowl would I die?
It would have tasted fine but in this scenario I'd have been too worried to eat the whole thing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:49,
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about 90 minutes after it finished cookingit was slowcooked and I ate a portion while the rest cooled then put one in the fridge and two in the freezer. *makes complicated hand gesture*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:54,
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uh oh...Naah, should be fine then. I gave it a serious microwaving and then had to let it cool for a couple of minutes so I shall try not to worry myself into the psychosomatic squits.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:01,
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If you really boil it in a saucepan, you will be fine.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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you'll be grandbut keep a camera handy in case your botty does go squitty ballitty.
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It's a reference to"two in the pink, one in the stink" or whatever it is...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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Dude, stop worryingit will be fine.*
*I take no responsibility if it's not, by the way.
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Lighty had a little lambHe chilled it 'till it froze...
Nope, sorry. Can't think of anything else to add (which, if you do die from eating it means I've not wasted any time trying to finish this nursey rhyme)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:14,
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It weren't defrosted properlynow he's shitting through a hose.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:17,
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How are you berkAny news job-wise?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:23,
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I am shitit's all shit. I'm going to grow a beard and drink special brew.
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This doesn't sound good.Why are you shit?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:27,
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Shit dayI'm having an argument I don't want to have about ridiculous things, I'm going to be unemployed and impoverished and single soon and it's all rubbish.
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what the hecking hellless of this shit. Even if you end up single, you won't be for long, and who says you're going to be unemployed. You're employer would be foolish to get rid of you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:36,
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Cybermen and Daleks mainlyStill get nightmares, with the original cybermen. The current ones aren't scary at all.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:55,
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My daleks are from before your dad was born.If indeed you have a dad.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:59,
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He must have a very good memory.I checked, and by jove, you are right.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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Shame DG isn't here.He'd be able to out-fact FreeFair on all things Timelord related.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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That's fine , I'm not a proper Doctor Who fan or anythingI couldn't bear to be one of the Autistic Hoards on Planet Gallifrey.
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Where do you see your future career path Freefair?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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Woah dude, that's some serious ambition right there.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:33,
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I'm putting my money on "call centre".(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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Not very specific.Are you going to start at the bottom and work up, or jump straight in on the top rung?
I know a few politicians, every one of them is a money grabbing cunt.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:33,
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on his knees with a miliband in either hand and balls in his mouth(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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What are you doing hereQuestion Time is on!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:34,
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I had you down as more of a Burton's shopper!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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I thought that when I was your age.I was right. Funny though, I'm not a conservative anymore either.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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I'm not necessarily a Conservative , just generally centre-right and so align myself with them.I don't mind UKIP, the LibDem right or the SNP. Or Tony Blair
Its statist social democrats and socialists I truly dislike.
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Are there any socialists under 70 alive these days?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:43,
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Yes, hiAlthough not nearly as rabidly so as I was 10-15 years ago.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:43,
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but you aren't opposed to a gay four way?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:36,
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I amAnd if section 28 must be resurrected to stop it, so be it! :-P
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I hope that is misplaced humour.Don't make me go all STFO on yo ass again.
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He's a young lad in fear of losing a tight anusJust over reacting I think.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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I bet he'd secretly love to be the filling in a big black man-sandwich.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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LookI'm socially Libertarian, have Bi and Gay friends, sexuality is not the business of the state. I am not generally prejudiced in any way, especially as I am a quarter Indian by my paternal grandmother.
But I also think the right of bigots to say what they like is equally important, and if someone (not me) wanted to say that, why not? Sec 28 was part of law up until a decade ago. It's irritating to hear people's views branded Unacceptable cause some government spin doctors and hippy councilors think it is.
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you have no friends or you wouldn't be in here on a thursday night.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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blood I is buzzin right now innit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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we are old, we only go out when the stars are just right.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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bigots have the right to say what they likeand we have the right to point out it's bollocks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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the White Queen has spoken.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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why aren't you in the park with other 16 year olds?do they all hate you as well?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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Alright Bob,Looking forward to the long hols coming up?
I can see that teaching 16 year olds is not on your wish list.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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I am on hols now dude, only doing one day a week as they are short.I have changed to ks2 though so teaching 7-11 yr olds as of October. Cannot wait.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:43,
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teacher's do have favourites. I can already tell you aren't one.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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he's one of those ones that think he is the teacher's petand really clever, while the lecturer is thinking 'shut the fuck up'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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I hate those ones.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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I think he's one of those that thinkshe knows more than the teacher.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:49,
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But Every subject I have taken at GCSE I have passed with at least a B.I'm a right self-confessed teachers pet and I never talk in class while a lecture is taking place.
And I put my hand up for every question I think I know the answer to.
You'd love me.
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hahayou have no idea what teachers think
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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Maybe that's the problem with the Education systemYou degrade the decent 90% and Blow on the misbehaving fucking Scum.
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yes, that'sexactly how it works
(sarcasm, there in case you missed it)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:52,
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you utter HELMET(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:53,
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time to step away from this conversation(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:55,
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It's like he is trying to make me hate him though. I'm going to my new thread, care to join?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57,
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for a little whilebut it's nearly sleepy time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58,
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The problem with the education system is that somebody with your grasp of Englishcan come away with at least a B at GCSE standard.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:53,
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I am extremely confident that I have got an A in the subject of English Lit and a B in English Language.(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
This is why I called it a "problem".With a B in the bag, you should be able to pick up on that.
Mind you, you should also be capable of putting capitals and apostrophes in the correct places. You aren't.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58,
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When I name a subject, I believe it is a noun, so I capitalize the words.Got it?(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Yes, yes, you managed to stumble into correct usage that time. Well done.Take a cast around some of your other posts. Your average hit rate is not good.
For example here: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1243219
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:04,
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You're assuming anybody outside the education system cares.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59,
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No, the education system favours the ones who are good at jumping through incredibly dull hoops and/or have parents who are willing and able to pay for private tutors.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:55,
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I would have you expelled in one term. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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That's a good age range.Potty trained and still keen as mustard.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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also fucking hilarious and can have a semi intelligent conversation about footballplus they wear awful trainers which is always fun.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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If you ever teach in the South East, I'm sure the footwear issue will be reversed.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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Are you saying the South East kids are cooler than Chepstow kids?if so fair enough, more than probable!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:52,
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I'm afraid they think they are.Do all your kids talk like niggas?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56,
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nope, they talk like Welshies. Alright bhat.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57,
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Well, I'm off to climb the stairs to Bedfordshire.Don't be too hard on the greasy twerp Bobby, we were all young once.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:00,
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Night dudeI will try/.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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Shut up Katy Perry, I'm not buying your records.And for god's sake love, get that yelping of yours sorted out. I know it's one of your
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:12,
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die already(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:30,
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Yeah.If you're into yelping blow-up dolls.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:15,
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Aye, each to their own.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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Bring me hope susannah bring me hope susannah bring me hope susannahwith your cracking tits!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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Williams regularly flashes her stocking tops.And she has very pert tits.
I am a massive perv.
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she is nowhere near as hot as Reid.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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Neither of them are halfway as fitas somebody half their age and, you know, attractive.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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i yam what i yam(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:49,
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I get that drumming too.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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