My gosh
The things people who claim to be teachers say about pupils of superior intelligence is shocking.
Look, I'm a gentle, hard working sort, I'm not a scumbag or a criminal.
Only those sort of people should be spoken about in such hysterical and callous terms.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

stop trying so hard

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)

this ^^
we don't all go round showing off our CV, now, do we?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)

you are a turd.
if you have ever seen Blackadder you are Pitt the younger and if I had a crumpet to hand...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Just listen please
Stop questioning my intelligence and I won't post any of these sorts of posts.
If you think my grammar is bad, clearly you have never seen 99% of the Facebook, Twitter or MySpace pages in existence.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

sod off baldrick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Have you really seen 99% of all of the Facebook pages, Twitter feeds and MySpace sites?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Jeff it's late, he's been up all day he must be very tired he doesn't know what he's saying.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)

You're right Bob.
I shall shut up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Not litterally.
But almost every page I have seen that could qualify as a "typical" Facebook page is packed with content that pays no attention to grammatical standards.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)

litterally
sweet Jesus you are a right mong.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

So what percentage have you seen?
Surely a minimum 50% view of available pages would give your argument some weight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Here is an example of a typical Facebook status written by a typical person
"im rly lokin 4wud 2 havin my new fone :B"
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)

That is the sort of thing almost every Facebook page I have ever seen is filled with.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Then you have morons for friends.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

he has no friends, that's his nans status

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Do your friends on social networks really type grammatically perfect English 100% of the time?

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

In the main.
And judging by your rudimentary grasp of written English I'd expect yours are dribbling lollers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

What's that smiley supposed to be?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)

his mum, side on.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I think he's making it up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I think he is made up.
No one is that fundamentally wrong.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

You'd be surprised.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Buck teeth?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

When I used Facebook, none of my 'virtual friends' wrote like that.
So using your logic, I'd say that posts like that are in the 1%
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Here is another one, less bad this time.
"OMG blue's come on the radio, my moods just risen by 110%"
(Blue the band)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:32, Reply)

What point are you trying to make here?
I'm saying that when I used Facebook, none of the people I had listed wrote like a fucking mong, you are saying that the posts you read are written by people who have days out in a Sunshine bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:38, Reply)

You're going to wind up spending most of your adult life in a cheap suit making the tea, getting abused by people over the phone for a living, and being treated like disposable unskilled shit by your employers.
So sit down, relax and stop taking everything so bloody seriously while you still have time to enjoy it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Fair enough, but unskilled?
You appear to have confused me with someone who failed their exams.
Not someone who is studying A-levels in solid subjects.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)

OK then. What work skills have you learnt, or are due to learn in school?
And how are A-levels useful as professional qualifications?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Another interesting use of capital letters there.
EDIT: aCkNoWlEdGe ThE nINjA!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)

as opposed to the liquid and gas ones?
what are you babbling about you post traumatic abortion?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Subjects that are useful in highly paid jobs and that are studied by fewer people than average.
Maths, Physics, etc.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Completely depends on what career you are looking for/degree you want to study.
You are talking in definites about something you know little about. STOP IT.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Tell him to shit the fuck off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)

he is dull and shit and I hate him*
*copyright Kitty O'Hara.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Hahaha, copyright every bugger on /talk in the 2006/7 season you mean.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I wasn't here then, I was not enlightened.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

On the dayshift every post was "you're shit", "you're dull" or someone slagging off someone else behind their back.
Vendettas all over the place, folk running off to the mods to get other folk banned, internet rumours, allsorts - happy days.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

we should do more of that shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I'm still waiting to be enlightened about how academic qualifications can be directly relevant in a professional context.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)

So are you suggesting
That the majority of British employers do not value qualifications?
Are you saying that a candidate that misbehaved throughout school,who has no qualifications and quite possibly has a criminal record, can be considered equally as good a candidate as an Oxbridge graduate with a first class degree, for your run of the mill "higher than average" paid job?
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

You come across as a Richard Dawkins/Joey Deacon hybrid.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)

If both have little relevant or verifiable work history (which is often the case with graduates) or professional qualifications, neither have much chance of getting anywhere.
And most employers will try and form their own impression of you and just take your CV as a guideline. If there is no evidence you can do the job, a first-class Oxbridge degree will mean precisely fuck-all.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Also, there's no hurry to answer my earlier question about your work skills. Take your time.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:39, Reply)

45 minutes now! This must be quite some list you're putting together.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:03, Reply)