Which one is you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gross stones

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

He's the 'sticquey jizzstain of OffTopic', Noel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I actually think it's more cliquey now than it was when I joined
I didn't get "fuck off Bert", for example, cos it was pre-Bertdown. And I'm no stranger to abuse, as you may have guessed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I still think you're a n00b.
The only thing in your favour was that you didn't post song lyrics.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He regularly quotes from 'film' which cancels that out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Yet
You seem to be posting much more frequently these days. Gives us a chance to get to know each other.

*evil grin*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I served my time. I'm a veteran now. I've been through the 'Nam of B3ta, earned my Best Of stripes.
I just like to metaphorically wander around /offtopic with all my stories in a shopping trolley, limping on my amputated stumps, drinking to forget, occasionally muttering incoherent bullshit about my buddies from the old days.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

surprisingly close to your real life behaviour

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah, I didn't really lose my legs. I made that bit up.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I retract my previous statement
You're too clever for the likes of me, I might go back to baiting defenceless teenagers and gradually accept that I've become everything I ever hated, except a Derby County fan, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Homophobe.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'd have thought hating Derby fans would be further evidence of my gayness
being, as they all are, cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I just wanted to call you a bender and a bigot with but a single word.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well done Giles Brandreth

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

That was uncalled for.
My cardigan is unpatterned.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

My apologies
I shall revise, you cardigan-wearing ponce who is also good with words.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

there's too much of that
it frightens people off

and frankly, I don't want to be in a clique with you cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Innit.
If I want to hang out with a bunch of god-awful gaylords I'll make my way to Chariots Roman Spa off Shoreditch High Street*

*they found a dead bender in their sauna last year, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

"Never pack shit, sing the bells of Shoreditch."

It's on the BNP's "Family Folk Favourites" CD.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You seem to have a great deal of knowledge on these matters.
Did you infiltrate their ring?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I penetrated their intimate circle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm going to regret asking this
How did they know the corpse loved the cock?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Because they found it in notorious gayhole Chariots all-male GAY Roman Spa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

...clutching your phone number in his cold, dead, jizz-caked hand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Now that is compelling evidence
Can you advise me of his name, so I can remove it from my little pink book?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Schteve van Hoogenstraten.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Now that is a shame
The man had a mouth like a hoover.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Had his head been cut off?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Bill Clay did ok.
As did Luggage. It's just a case of getting through the the shit and becoming a regular.

But then they aren't kids.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

there's too much shit though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

*shrugs*
First it was too HSM sickly and now there's too much shit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

there's been a happy medium for a while
before it was half vomit-inducing sweetness and half unnecessary abuse

whereas recently it's been conversation scattered with abuse, which is fine. The shit I refer to is when someone knew arrives and they are bombarded with accusations of being someone else. Admittedly this chump didn't help himself.

It's been a bit of a vicious circle. The loudest "Fuck off Bert"ers have been those subjected to it themselves
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

If someone is going to come in here dry as it were then you will have to expect pain.
If however, one is lubricated with the knowledge of what to expect then it will be enjoyable and fun for both parties.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

delightfully put :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Luggage did have to put up with a lot of shit
but the difference is, the shit he had to put up with didn't exist when I joined, and he seems to have got through it. It would appear the best way to get along on B3ta is to not give anyone reason to have a pop, something I singularly failed to do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

People barely noticed when I started posting.
That says more about me than it does /OT, I think.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Who said that?
*looks around*
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

INNIT

( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Shut up you dull cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I genuinely misread that as
'the best way to get along on B3ta is to not give anyone reason to have a poo' and now I cannot stop laughing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I heard that you 'enjoy the abuse'.

Personally I 'enjoy the Akabussi' a litte more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)