Awwwight dudes?
I've just got back from a weekend away at my holiday caravan on the mid Wales coast. It was sunny, peaceful, and beautiful.
So, in your opinion, where is the best place to go for a holiday in the British Isles?
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:37, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been to Boscastle several times with mates
always really enjoyed it. Such a pity about the flooding.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Even though I was 9
Those pictures of the massive torrent of water sweeping though the village disturbed me.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I was in a tent in Polzeath the day that happened
not far down the road. Lots of rain. We had actually considered stopping off their but thought better of it. Which was lucky.

In answer to your question, generally I'd say Cornwall, because it's great, but I had an amazing holiday in the Outer Hebrides last year and that was pretty awesome too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Me and DJ used to live in the Outer Hebrides
TRUFAX!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)

admit it
you were exiled.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Screw you bitch!
Screw you and your wine-soaked carpet!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

it was your filthy mouth that got you exiled last time
that and djtp's hideous genital deformities.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Anywhere that isn't 'the north'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Shush your face
there's nothing wrong with the north.
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Other than it isn't as good as the south.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I don't think anywhere in these Isles is as good as Wales and the "South-West of England"/Cornwall

(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I thought we established last week that you aren't allowed an opinion on the Internet.
;)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Your parent's holiday caravan, surely?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Yes, they own it, but...
really, they only own it for my pleasure, they'd have sold it if it wasn't for the fact that it is the only place I do any strenuous exercise.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Those kids clubs and their nightly discos!
I'll bet you were sitting there all :( until a blue-coat encouraged you to get up and dance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Nah.
They don't have any of that nonsense, there are no holiday camp style parks in that part of the country, we're on a private owners site that is family run. It's the cycling and hiking that gets me pumping. I enjoy the natural area.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

You are the shittest fake teenager ever

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I'm not fake
Vipros has seen my Facebook profile.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:42, Reply)

No he's seen a Facebook profile.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Besides if you are real then that is so beautifully tragic that I don't mind either way

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:49, Reply)

As the sole person responsible for giving me flack within the last 5 days, I'd like to tell you
To sod off from threads you don't like, and leave them well alone.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

This logic you seem to apply to all situations,
You know the logic that has made you into the exciting, inspirational young Tory we all know and love. Are you not at all wOrried that it has made you a tiny bit bent, annoying and a bit of an oily tick?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I have resisted to urge to scream "bully!" to all sorts of people on this forum all week, but now I feel that with you I must.

(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I'd be more likely to shout 'nonce' where Bobby's concerned.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

It's not noncing if you read them a story first love

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I wouldn't know
I'm more into grave robbing.
How are you tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Very well thanks and you?
Watching true grit at my mates, not as great as I was led to believe. Am I to understand you are a little drunk?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)

*giggles*
I might be.
I have very little tolerance for alcomahol. Therefore, two Smirnoff Ices on top of not much food, and I am just the right side of tipsy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Wahey! I drank a lot of cider yesterday
And my mate is trying to poison me! Just gave me Jewish chOcolate!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Is that chocolate
with the end of the wrapper cut off?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)

No it's handmade chocolate from jerusalem
To be hOnest it does taste like coffee and foreskins
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)

handmade from foreskins

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Tell the mods if you like.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

They probably already know
That you're an anti-intellectual demented cloud of queef gas.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Bully, right where's cr3?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Bent and oily?
I'd like to know what I have done on this forum since Thursday that is in any way different from what other posters do!
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Fuck off bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)

You're back, are you?
I would have to agree with everybody about Cornwall. It's where you get the best chance of a bit of sunshine, whilst still being as far away as is humanly possible from London.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Also,
being such a small county, most of the 'attractions are easy to get to/do in the small amount of time that you're 'down there'...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)

like a midgets quim

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Haha part time pikey
Did your dad lay a few drives whilst you were down there, whilst your mum dropped her knickers for a five bob knee trembler down by the communal bogs? Shoplift anything good?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

A static caravan.
Not deserving of hate as the owners of touring caravans are.
I've yet to see a pikey in an Atlas super :-P
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I've been to the Dales a few times.
It's got a good mix of landscape, things to see and cheap campsites. Plus it's only 40 minutes' drive from where I live.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Glastonbury

(PsychoChomp, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Somerset is gert lush

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)

It fucking is
I love Somerset, me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Can you stop posting on talk please, we made a deal.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Keep the little cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I didn't know posting on talk and offtopic was mutually exclusive.
Well excuse me!
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)

That's alright but you know now so just stick to here, k.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Okey doak.

(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Anywhere on the coast in Scotland between Nairn and Aberdeen
Forres, Elgin, Banff, Buckie...outstanding beauty and history. I enjoyed our holiday to Wales a couple of years back. We were based at Prestatyn but explored the north coast, Conwy Castle was a highlight and we went further south to Portmerion which was a fantastically unique experience.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)

/judithchalmers

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Agreed
Portmerion is mesmerizing.
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Okay, I'll bite.
What is it memorizing?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)

All the actors who portrayed The Magnificent Seven
Portmerion, like my good self, holds out the hope that one day the question will arise in a pub quiz and once victory has been claimed with the correct answer there will be much slo-mo borne-aloft-pon the shoulders type stuff abounding, girls fainting, grown men weeping etc. As long as the name Brad Dexter stays in the memory it shall be mine, oh yes.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Haha
We just went to our local for Sunday night pub quiz. There were a grand total of two teams, and we both got exactly the same score.

Whatarethechancesofthatthen?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I meant mesmerizing
Chrome "corrected" me.
(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)

No, you meant mesmerising
Zs are for American use only.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

EXHIBIT A: Example of an utter spastic.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

memorizing his face so it can remember to try and kill the little cunt next time it minces it's
way down to the caravan for a weekend of scrabble and sodomy with his sister.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Barmouth?
I lost a tent peg, you never came across it did you? small and silver surrounded by grass, you couldn't miss it
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Clachtoll for beauty and tranquility.
Or Seahouses for fish&chips and the shitey fair.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:44, Reply)

DIGGERLAND!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:42, Reply)

Shit! Sorry Monty. I was not well.
On my way back home now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)