ha I love the bit that says they dumped 5,000 people for getting fat over christmas

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal...and a happy new year"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I kind of like the sound of this site
it's got a sort of aggressive, fascistic vacuity to it.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It texts you if you go in to a McDonalds asking
"Are you sure? Don't want to become a fatty do you?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)

"you know what'll happen if you become a fatty, don't you?"
I find it hard not to respect a site like that.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I enjoyed the honesty of the head honcho guy saying
"we can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet" and "we became suspicious when large numbers were approved over a 6 week period, many of whom were no oil painting"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)

ha I just lolled at
"the unfortunate people who were wrongly admitted to the site and believed, albeit for a short time, that they were beautiful"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Applying to be a member of this site must be a lot like auditioning for the X-Factor.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I'm half-tempted to try out.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

For the beautiful people dating site or are you planning on singing in front of Simon Cowell?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

For the dating site.
But only half.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Same

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

If you got accepted it would be the ultimate in Internet validation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

My thoughts exactly
But I know full well I won't be, I'll be happy if even 1 person approves!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You should do it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Send in your tranny photo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Already done it with a decent photo of me
If I get a chance later on, I'll set up a profile for a woman with the tranny pic of me, as per Ape's suggestion.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I like this.
Updates please.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Shall do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Do you have to write a profile to go with your photo
Or do they judge you purely on how they think you look?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

According to that article
Whether you own a house, income etc. Material worth rather than personality.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Wow!
And there was me thinking they couldn't be anymore shallow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I've kept net worth hidden
And the job title on the tranny pic is 'Queen Bee'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

"The site posts applicants' photographs alongside information about their weight and height and ask candidates to describe their "body type" as well as whether they own a car or home along with their zodiac sign."
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

You have to tell them your measurements, height, weight, hair colour, eye colour, body type, etc

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I'd like to get the email addresses of people that I know that think they're beautiful
and then send the application in for them
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Funny right up until the point that they get accepted.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

unlikely

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

"We're offering counselling as you can't just abandon 30.000 people"
"but we're still not letting them on our site, the pug-ugly fatties."
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

He said something like "the least accepted group is British men
"which I find a bit of a kick in the teeth because I'm a British man"

But you know, whatever, he's in so he's alright, Jack.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

No it's the Irish
Britain is still dire though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I don't know about you but this sort of snobbery really appeals to me
Alas, I am no watercolour, never mind oil painting.

I would actually kill to become a member.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

You are a spastic child's crayon drawing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

That has been very poorly coloured in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)