QUICK! someone give me internet validation!
I just played the worst I've ever played in a concert :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear, did your pink oboe burst all over you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

nasty
I had the blowing and fingering all wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)

You're not really supposed to blow, silly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)

*takes notes*
it's just been so long I forgot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Well, you know
they might have changed the rules in the last ten years, but I seem to remember that was how it used to be done...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

if only there were somewhere
where we could get a wealth of information about things related to sex, the internet it so very coy on these matters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)

:(
*massive hugs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

cheers
got a concert next week, too, perhaps I'll have practised more by then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

'there there'

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)

YES!
that's done it, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Yay!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)

never mind pet

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I'll be better at it next week

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)

No matter how bad things were.
At least you've never, to my knowledge, been a member of rocky-pop combo 'U2'

So you can hold your head up high and continue flutin' away!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I have not
I have played on the same stage as Manic Street Preachers (just not at the same time) and been in a band with a member of Athlete (the school band), but never U2
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Woo!
Crunchy Rocks!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Crunchy is so cool
she is almost Monty!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I once was near some drugs, too!
actually, probably better is that I once had larger and a spliff for breakfast at glasto
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

A massive spliff
Made with an extra Rizla - which is why it's called a 'larger'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:37, Reply)

YEAH! i totally got stories like Monty's ones
...my only other one is that my 2nd cousin lives next door to Ozzy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)